Naughty Niece Narrative
Keanu continued as he stepped forward, "everyone's home, i've done nothing all day but listen to two rich asshats... uh... _richer_ asshats than me, and i doubt you darling are in the mood to cook for a spell after designing homes. so!
First Day of School, Part 1: Chimera Prep
As she rose from the table to head to her next class she muttered under her breath, "like the opinions of a pair of hermophobic asshats means shit to me."??????????? the missing mouse ???????????
Preparing for War (Chapter13, Book9)
He sent this asshat, rick peterson, hoping the guy would attack some gypsies. rick couldn't finish the job. so falcon rounded up these gypsies, himself. he killed them for some sort of map that could only be read when all three of them were together."
The Point of No Return (Part 1)
"typical; some asshat with boatloads of money thinks he can-" "wait, _me?!_ hold on, you actually think my family could afford this thing?" jeff snorted incredulously, "not a chance; these are a cool quarter of a mil'. connor's eyes began to widen.
Who Wants a Harem? Part 1: The Milking Machine Challenge
He was more of a sleek creature than a musclebound one, and while astro saw what about him appealed to masters so much, he knew that anyone so beloved of babyfucking monsters must be an asshat of the highest order.
Somewhere Out There Act 9 - Dance With You
"don't be an asshat." maverick tilted his head at that one. "i never heard of it either, but it's basically a jerk. no slandering, bragging, or treating anybody differently after the session.
2 Souls better then 1
"dammit, what the hell did that asshat of a kid summon?" daniel said angrily. "i don't know. but whatever it is, has his soul as well as 2 others" russ said. "now i'm wishing i killed him."
Many Tiny Sparks:The First Collision
"oww you asshat! what does it look like i'm doing? i'm stopping him from hurting himself! not only that but latias brought him to me for a reason and i need to figure out why." "i can't move...why can't i move?...i need to help elly. let me go..."
Dynasty: Origins, Act 11: Inner Fire
I don't like the baron nor do i really like the asshats in the gavel. i can show ya somethin' most people don't get to see." "it better not be you taking your pants off," i joked. "why would i do that?" he asked.
Dynasty: Origins, Act 11.5: Poisoned
It's some strange creation this asshat made." "i know," he said. "i do my own research. just stay back. let me handle it. think of a plan for us, tay. you are the brains when lane is not here."
Love and Lycanthropy - Chapter 17
He'd been tracking those government asshats like he likes to do and he knew they were headed that way. wherever they go, there are werewolves somewhere close by that those fuckers are trying to catch.
The Date That Started it All
Somehow they'd managed to avoid getting catcalled in the middle of the city, only to now be pestered by some random, probably drunk asshat who thought he was a real casanova. "come on, girl. don't be shy."