Portal Panties - Stealth
He looked like he'd taken notes from every douchebag stereotype and rolled them into his wardrobe choice, from the letterman's jacket with popped collar, down the tight denims that accentuated his bulge and even the white kicks.
Enochian: Book 3, Chapter 2
"fucking hell, but every possessed i meet is a douchebag." "have you ever attempted to possess someone? it's like wearing twenty layers of clothes, and they're all itchy."
[Hazbin Hotel] Just another day
- does the grand douchebag know that you're alive and well? or you didn't report to him yet? - she began the conversation with a semi-curious question, but in fact she didn't really care about that man. - yeah... but he was proud.
Rough Housing - Chapter 1
And whilst her creed's name meant 'water horse', all the male hippos she met were fuckin' douchebags. nothing but bluster and blubber... and nothin' happenin' below. not nearly enough to satisfy her fantasies.
Short Story: Rociel's Rambing
Any prison in the freaking us i could bust out of faster than that bloody joker douchebag but i'd be royally fucked if i ever got stuck in a cave.
Cyr1l
I'm a fox so when it comes to outrunning douchebag predatory coyote types i can hold my own, presuming that i can keep muscles from pounding his fists against my skull. muscles doesn't even try to catch me.
Changes: chapter 4
Zero cut him off quickly "no, he is not a douchebag. and don't mention him. that was years ago. but i'm out of town until tomorrow. i got a job at an antique store, and i will see about that match. what type is it? jump, balloon, race, or skill?"
The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book X Chapter 60
"and when i said that my brother is an annoying douchebag nobody believed me! i could feel that this idiot was holding me back, dumb, little shit!"
The Simple Things. Chapter Thirteen.
Be it in the state or country there was always some douchebags out there that wanted nothing more than to pick a fight with a canine-sapient or other. and because of this most didn't trust, like or care for humans very much.
The Core: Kiss and Make Up
Usually, that defaulted to a cocky douchebag sneer, but this...was that _guilt_ kevin saw? "uh..." connor spoke up, grimacing. "hi, kevin." "we wanted to talk to you about something. uh, if that's alright."
Twilight of the Gods (Prologue & Chap1)
What a douchebag. he has horrible insomnia problems and a toss in the sack with me is guaranteed to make my lover feel drained afterwards. i bet he just wanted me around to help him sleep. again, he's a douchebag.
Rabbit Heart Pt. 1 - Ch. 9
"get the fuck out of our faces, douchebag," rika growled. edge ignored her and looked down at me.