Exposure - Chapter Six
It was true that he was hungry, but thanks to that jackass joey, jason had lost everything in his belly that he'd eaten for breakfast and he must be starving by now.
creep - third part
I'm just a jackass customer, and he's just a jackass… in general. he can't be suspicious, right? no way. no shit i'm hot and sweaty, dude. heat wave. my excuse is impenetrable. oh shit. does he smell anything? do i smell like cum?
Summer with Leomon: A New Friend
The next day in detention was horrible for one reason, some jackass kid threw ben's book out the window. the teacher wouldn't let him go get it and when detention was over the book was no longer where it landed.
WARNING: Henrietta and the Foxy, Filthy SCAT Binge of Awfulness!
"whipe me, you jackass," she whispered temptuously, turning her shit-stained butt to him.
Love Potion #12
If i show up with nothing, i'm going to look like a jackass... and becky's going to be there! _she's_ going to think i'm cheap too!" "whatever, dude. just get something here." "at a gas station?! yah, that's classy brad.
Twice bitten, Once shy: Chapter 4
Lex gasped and cried out a bit, but to his surprise it was dustin who growled and turned around to face the guy, "not so rough jackass" he said and the guy nodded and slowed his thrusts down.
Tails of the Night (Part one)
So, i walked up to him, and said "hey, you two jackasses, leave my friend alone!" they ran off scared, and i helped betholma up off the ground, our eyes met, and he said "thanks, i would've been done for without you." i fell for him even since that day.
Sex, Lies and DVD Sales
"look," i tried to gather up what little pride i had remaining, "i don't need a pity fuck from some jackass porn star. i'm just, not having much luck on the dating scene. i'll find someone."
Sweetest Revenge
Jolan held himself there, panting heavily, buried hilt-deep in a straight, jackass jock... he closed his eyes and tried to figure out what it was he had done... he'd have to change schools again...
Nikki's Night Out
"i'm not a whore, jackass. now get out before i get pissed o-" "c'mon, gordon said i could find you here. i don't need anything special, just something quick!" she was mortified.
Fire
These jackasses had murdered her. there was something there, but all that mattered at that moment were the last two lines. glen had loved her. these jackasses had murdered her. _"time to close the fucking synapse.
Band Days
"i'm sorry for the lack of taste in your beer ya jackass, but finding out that my friend already knew i'm gay was actually a bit shocking."