The Fur Trap

"have we been kidnapped by donald trump?" mark wondered, looking around himself. "or maybe hugh hefner." sasha added, and then leaned close and whispered to mark, "someone's watching us behind the mirror."

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High School of Cliches: An Awkward Thanksgiving

"i've tried enduring your i'm-so-rich-and-self-entitled-i-can-do-everything-i-want-and-make-donald-trump-look-like-a-humble-philanthropist crap all these years.

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Vacation is all I ever wanted

"not too far," ogre bear says, "but it's a gambling mecca where donald trump bases part of his real estate empire." "of course!" sato groans and shakes his head. "financially john smith is in bed with trump.

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Consequences

If anything, jerry saw himself as more of a young donald trump. though with far nicer and natural hair, and... well, a degree of social competence, at the very least.

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Digimon Defenders Side Chapter 3 Part 1

How the in the nine digital hells did you distill donald trump into a drink?!" gabu agreed, spitting. "oh, this stuff better work, gazi... if it turns out i drank the liquid equivalent of batman v.

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Turning The Party Around

\*donald trump\* was the \*president!?\* and he's running again!?!' that last revelation was shocking enough that the wolf had to excuse himself from the group and go to the kitchen for a long, riotous burst of laughter. “president trump!?!

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Thomas Cartoon Series Double-Length Episode #2: The Pirate Adventure (ALT Cut No. 3)

donald trump: well, that's what they said when mexico wouldn't pay for the wall. devil: okay, into the eternal pit you go. \*the devil pushes trump into the eternal pit.\* donald trump: oh no...

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Patterson and Crew: Gaming Night

Players complained that donald trump and adolf hitler had curiously similar movesets, but the question remained whether this was a left-leaning joke about the last sixteen years of mr. trump's presidency, or a meta-joke about the left-leaning joke.

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Slip Slidin' Away

"call you donald trump with that narcissism." rob teased. "whoa, listen here nixon." laughed joey. "nixon!" "yeah!" "i'm nixon?" "you are the love child of nixon and hitler!" joey teased with a hearty laugh.

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Rob Has His Thorns

"well your name's not donald trump~" chuckled the dober. "now that's the world's largest asshole!" "no, that's just being a fucking 'tard." rob shook his head. "what did i do..."

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