The Dangers of Retail
Towering above them was the cause of their absurdly unrealistic situation, and the sight of them made the blood drain from both of their faces.
Fluffy Destruction
When the absurdly-sized pokémon took another step chunks of warped metal and broken concrete rained from the underside of its paw onto several of the unlucky people below.
Blood Brothers
How absurd the circumstances those were!
Good Boy: (1) Babysitter to Doggysitter
Skylar thought that this statement was absurd, almost as absurd as the situation he was in now, but a few seconds after mike disappeared his body began to move on its own towards a large plush toy sitting in the corner of the room.
Now That's a Big Bang!
But while chatting with empress decadence over on f-list, i got some inspiration for... well... this most absurd piece of what i am dubbing "esoterotica."
Lioness 3
Not, thank goodness, a stripper outfit from an evening job, which was an absurd thought when she was laundry snooping. ('lioness accidentally pulls out main support during dance routine, strip club collapses' was a fleeting absurd thought.)
Lioness 2
Not, thank goodness, a stripper outfit from an evening job, which was an absurd thought when she was laundry snooping. ('lioness accidentally pulls out main support during dance routine, strip club collapses' was a fleeting absurd thought.)
Accidental Ascension
Even when he bent down to touch the ground, he barely felt any of the absurdly tiny trees. it seemed that the magic had finished its job of forcibly turning him into a proper container.
Casting Call
The contest gave me an excuse to come up with a story to fit this absurd tagline. there's also a little stealth pun near the middle that i hadn't intended to write, but laughed when i realized it.
Opposing Force
Everything felt... absurd, to be honest. acting like this, like they were back in the field, fighting real soldiers instead of action figures.
One Raunchy Night
She laughs at the absurd sight of your neck bulging out, twisting her hand around and wiggling her fingers.. "wow, i think this tops it all, little slut..
Mind Breaker
Each throb followed by another, all of them of absurd length.