I hope you all enjoyed this satire i made, and i hope i didn't trigger a bunch of butthurt leftists, liberals illegal immigrants and muslim extremists out there. lol! but anyway, thank you all for reading and i'll see you guys next time!
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"listen," larry retorted, "maybe if you weren't such a butthurt bitch--"
"you callin' me a bitch!?" the hyena probed.
the tiger hopped into the scrum as jet worked to push him away.
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"just because i'm better at this than you doesn't mean you gotta be butthurt. all you do is die."
"what? i totally owned you the other day!"
"yeah, on accident," helena said, not taking her eyes from the screen.
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Is a certain rabbit really so butthurt about not being as endowed as his roommate?"
the rabbit shrugged. "can't say. what i do know is a top like me should have the bigger dick. is that so bad?"
"hehe~ hardly.
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If you're so butthurt about me pounding and filling up your love's womb, then why don't you get your proper revenge? or aren't you enough of a male for it?'
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That sets me off on a butthurt rant about what happened to the i/l class in the game and how we no longer have any role or use in the game, not to mention all the updates still put us far behind the other classes that it's ridiculous.
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"for your butthurt, kitty--what else?"
javus' laughter could probably be heard over the whole island.
much later, after a quick clean-up, the three of them snuggled up on the hammock, a towel used in leu of a blanket.
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Sounds like a pack of nerds butthurt over losing their new sex toy project if you ask me." turbo rolled his eyes and grit his teeth while he waited for the painfully long ride to end.
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"nah, he's just acting butthurt that both john and eddie wiped their backsides with him. for someone who came in thinking he's hot shit and then showing he's lukewarm manure..." he smirks, caught in his own joke.
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"oh, don't act so butthurt," she teased. "come on, let's tackle this!" all past feelings of being full were out the window. she brutally attacked the volcano like it was nobody's business.
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I just don't want any hard feelings afterward if someone gets butthurt over who wins."
"keeping things humbler this time, eh ghost?" teased chuck. "sounds like you've been having a change of attitude, lately."
"it's not that, chuck.
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"aww, are you just butthurt that things didn't quite work out for you?" darryl laughed, only to have a fork thrown at him. "hey! hey!"
"freddy!" linda shouted. "no throwing silverware at your dad."
"he's not my dad..." freddy grumbled.
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