Hey, world, this is Gray- a Dragons Lair "This is Me" challenge submission
I do write, though i find all of those titles terribly pretentious. i provide content. it's not great literature. i write soap operas, yiff, comedy. something to read, to smile, to toss away. like a newspaper, or perhaps a comic book.
Day 25) Performance
#25 of voretober life is but a stage and we are its...no fuck that pretentious crap. fucking up a pathetic pig with my mouse's thick gut is what this story is all about. and a special apperance of someone to aid him along with such a lovely show.
Fellatorium
The nook connected to a tastefully decorated hallway at the end of which stood an un-pretentious set of double-doors which the hostess opened before beckoning them through.
Chapter 3: The End
He sprinted full speed towards the pretentious beast, leaping onto him and sinking his fangs deep into his neck. the bear tried to knock him loose, but anfang clang to him tightly, burying his claws into his opponent?s thick hide.
Alphys Höek
Fuck all of these stupid fucking overrated pretentious hipster-trash indie games to die!"
Just Once: Guess Who Lost His Virginity?
Next time on just once: see what happens when two young adults with hidden feelings for each other go out for some coffee at some pretentious-ass coffee shop! awkward laughter! uncomfortable body language! bunny boobies!
Putting the Queer in Queercore
What makes her guiltier than the formulaic indie pop of porn or the conceited pretentious canadian rock?"
Worship
She'd found his tears girly, his tastes pretentious, his hands clumsy, his friends bad influences.
Horsin' Around With His Mum 4
" * * * giving up on making any more progress in his reading--a book for spring semester, but it's exactly the sort of unbearably pretentious, self-aggrandizing bootstrap nonsense that he hates about his university--edric tosses the blanket aside and rises
What A Well-Made Bomb Can Do
He wore a pair of beat up tennis shoes, short sandy-colored khakis, a blue polo shirt, dark sunglasses, and a super creepy smile that said "yeah, i'm a pretentious jerk, and you wouldn't dare do a damn thing about it."
Clueless Season 2: The Ultimate Breakdown (of Ultimate Destiny) (Homecoming Out Part 6)
The way you talk is pretentious and worst of all, a turn-on for homeless-people murdering autocrats like francesca fucking bucannon!" "p-pretentious? f-francesca?" jayce faltered, utterly shut down. "pretentious?
XXXMAS Day Twenty-seven - Stuffing
Who would want a dinner that was only two bites worth of food with some pretentious french name would you could have a big, greasy burger the size of your head?