A Beautiful Galaxy (Prologus)
"draw your blade, i know you're here for a duel, you pretentious bastard." the reptile plainly said, his scaly hand poised firmly on the hilt of his vibrosword. glancing over his shoulder, he grimaced towards the hyena.
Hook Up (A true story)
This is the one pretentious thing i'll allow myself." i chuckled. "that's fair." pretentious? if anything i felt pretentious for my puritan coffee snobbery. "it's good to indulge a bit."
Broken Man
I remember being a bit angry when i wrote this and well i feel it's a bit pretentious. then again that could be me. if anything else it's short so you can't blame me for wasting too much of your time. i'm really not helping myself here am i.
Playthings of the Gods. Chapter 1: Alabaster
His own lodgings were comfortable, but not pretentious. marcus familiarized himself with the accommodation. a large and comfortable-looking bed dominated the room. meats and bread had been laid out on a small table with a pitcher of wine.
Hey, world, this is Gray- a Dragons Lair "This is Me" challenge submission
I do write, though i find all of those titles terribly pretentious. i provide content. it's not great literature. i write soap operas, yiff, comedy. something to read, to smile, to toss away. like a newspaper, or perhaps a comic book.
Coffee Shop 1
As pretentious.
The Hero's Journey: A Journey of a Hero v1.01
At least that pretentious dragoness was nowhere to be found. until the scene panned over to a lone swordman fighting a dragon. i snarled.
The Beast Inside Chapter 1
Then again, he was a pretentious ass with a big head. so, you know, not much as changed. wires. i reattached a few more wires, and backed away from my work. i still had no idea what it was, or what its function was.
Gym Buddies: Part Seven
As al made his way to order himself some pretentiously named drink, i clenched my fists into balls and shut my eyes. this wasn't going to be an easy conversation. and i still had that question burning though me. _'how do i tell him?'
Corruption Story: NOT on Vacation
The usual consecration symbols along the barrels gleamed, and he shook his head at their own pretentiousness. _on vacation with a pair of cross-marked pistols.
Two Halves of One Whole, Part Three
"you don't even have the damn phone yet and you're already acting more pretentious," askim muttered, hoping his words wouldn't reach her sensitive ears.
The Last Straw
Your pomposity, arrogance and pretentiousness do make you a funny character when you are irate. you wouldn't punish me because you are a big chilly numbskull!"