Club Le Cat Part 1
"if you hadn't noticed jen this isn't our type of crowd, seriously if i see one more ogling douche bag i might start a fight." jen shook off those strange thoughts she kept having of wanting a saucer of thick cream and a good screw.
Dog Gone (11)
"heh, he is a douche...what's a douche?" he asked looking at me from the corner of his eyes. "i'll tell you another time." i mumbled as i rested my head on that shoulder, closing my eyes. the fur felt soft against my cheek.
Lemon Juice & Razor Blades
It takes too damn long to douche out. and the whole time it felt weird. like i... ffffn... like had to go."a dirty grin split sam's face from ear to ear. "that's not what you said while we were doing it. you got into it, dude. you did.
Things vaginas are called
, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold, red bread, meat locker, douche
Tides of Grozdov
So far, a 'possum rent boy told me i'm the biggest douche who walked the earth, i got kicked out of a hotel, and the moldavian police held my passport. and here comes the punch line: there was an earthquake.
Sensei's Rod of Discipline
Without futher delay i present "sensei's rod of discipline" * * * "i feel like a douche" flash "you look cute" "i look like a nong!"
A Tribute to Tesslyn
I admit, once or twice i wanted to stop reading as a matter of principle, and ask tesslyn why he or she was such a massive douche. but hey! i kept reading! and i understood how important those events were to the development of the characters.
Chapter 9: Homeward bound.
Not being rude, but i've always thought your old man was a bit of a douche, at the best of times.
Alpha Male Meets Tom Cruise: A Chillunz Storie
Alpha male never liked this effeminate douche. so he sped off in a taxi with a masculine fwoosh. "that'll be seven-fifty," said his cabbie with mange, so alpha male punched his face and said, "keep the change."
Cavernous Storybook CH7: The Scholar and the Viper
"i always thought you were a douche, and i certainly wasn't wrong!" jack chuckled as the two of them walked outside and approached the throne room.
Losing My Religion - Preview
The first one, back on day two, we'd been a little rusty, but this time we went through our set smoothly, and they applauded enough that we didn't feel like douches coming back out for the encore.
Rough n Rugged: Chapter 1
And, off-screen, that fox over there is seymour fitzpatrick, our director, a smug douche from boston that, prior to this series, directed cheap soap operas. "hey, rich....", jim called over to me. "how much they paying you this season?"