Claimed: One Wolf's Meat
I hit the gym for an hour every morning before work. Not that anyone would call me a gym rat—I’ve got a lot of weight around the tum I’m working on—but I wasn’t going to let looking out of place stop me. Treadmill today, watching the rain in the dark...
Your Life or Your Life
Blair said he was trying to forget. He wouldn't say what could've been so terrible that he'd cancel our evening out, but when your otter's hurting, your otter's hurting. So instead of another boring party, we decided to binge some shows. His head...
Swell4Me
It was one of those months where funds are scarce and you end up having to tighten your belt a little, as the saying goes. The trouble in my case was that it wasn't just a metaphorical belt-tightening--the combination of stress, a reduced grocery...
Detram
I had been a little shy about showing up at Ted's party. It was the first time I'd been invited to his occasional get-togethers, though I'd heard my friends going on and on about how great they were before. They know I don't do too well in big...
The Problem with Patches
I still tend to wake up early, my heart racing. It takes a few moments to get myself back together. In most respects, college had treated me well--decent grades, good food, close friends (a couple with benefits)--but there was one dark spot. It was...
A Good Deep Throat
I watched Szith's show from the back of the hall, invisible, remembering when I used to sneak in to concerts as a kid. Now I get to do this as my job. Not the sneaking in--just staffing, usually travelling with bands as security. It's nothing...
A Night of Feeding
So I've always wanted to get fat. Trouble is, it's a little harder than most people think. Sure, you might think "oh, I blow up huge if I don't stick to my diet" but that's just the first fifteen pounds that terrifies you into hitting the gym...
Stored in the Balls
People ask me sometimes what the best part of being a tanuki is: is it the built-in shapeshifting, or the naturally-massive balls? It's kind of telling that they can't imagine shapeshifting themselves nuts as big as they please, on top of whatever...
All Along
Your pig was always immobile, even while it was still strong enough to stand on its own two feet--you just helped it look the part. You remember when it first reached out to you, begging to be fed. "I love my belly. Love being big and round and soft....
Working for the New King
I work in the new castle that they've been building on the edge of town. I'd thought, when I saw the posting, that it might be some cool sort of Ye Olde Renaissance Faire or something. But when I showed up to see what it was all about, it turned out it...
Making Memories
> `03:15 >` **Hey remember that time we went to the movies?** The lion's message was waiting for me when my alarm went off that morning, and I looked at my phone in confusion. We hadn't met IRL yet--though we'd been growing more intimate online, he...
Dinosaurs, maybe
"So what've You got to show me?" i said, trotting after the Wolf into the forest on the edge of town. "Will i get to be changed back today?" "No," Steffenhagen said, pointedly ignoring my first question with a tug on my leash. "Now be a good hog and...