Tales From Apartment 232 - Part 4

I had never had lobster at that point, and to be honest, thought it was a waste of $60 dollars to find out i didn't like lobster at all. neil had a great sense of humor about it, and paid the restaurant double to make me a fried shrimp cocktail.

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Tya's Family Fun - Morning Glory - Guest Story! (Daniel's POV)

I liked my showers so hot they could cook lobster, she seemed to prefer cold enough that it was like being pelted with ice. "sorry sweetie, let daddy turn that down for you." i compromized on a temperature somewhere in the middle.

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Verve Chapter Four: Happy Birthday

My parents would kill me if i tried to get a full time job," jason said as he took a bite of his lobster. drex thought about this for a moment. his parents hadn't told him he couldn't get a job, he just never needed one.

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Things vaginas are called

Fortune nookie, bearded taco, calamari cockring, displabia, slot pocket, bluntfrunt, fishamjig, pole magnet, pocket pie, clamarama, kitty cage, chicken's tongue, conch shell, crack of heaven, dog's mouth, door of life, fly catcher, fruit cup, jelly roll, lobster

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Ch. 3

It was going to be worth looking like a boiled lobster when i was done. dirt and mud and sweat washing away, my clothes left up in the sink. i should have been more courteous, perhaps.

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Andy 2 - Frontman Andy!

"lobster backs attack the town again!" the guitars wailed as the drummer crashed the cymbals loud. "wrap all my things in alluminium!" the band stopped as andy stood in front of them in judgement. "you like clutch?"

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One Hard Fondle

While delicate, they are relentless; the panther's tits are made sore and beneath the pitch black skin, red as a boiled lobster. the bound man groans and writhes as he is played with. his jaw opens wide loosing loud, mournful mewls.

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The Talent

For the client, sherried mushrooms. then a paella, extra lobster. a salad for two to clear the palate. then..." she paused, looking at me, then went on. "...chamberry." pause. "inclusive... yes."

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Porked!

I was so going to be sunburned, and i burn like a lobster. the man put down his binoculars and smiled; looked like another opportunity was presenting itself. that auto-overheat spell was paying off.

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Dracophinageddon

The dolphin side of mick obviously has a lingering to sea food, so there are crayfish, lobster, crab, a few abalone, and some kelp to help it all down. all freshly harvested and still alive.

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Definitely Not St. George

He flailed about him as best he could, but they removed his armor, pulling the human from it, like shelling a lobster. claws made short work of his trowsers, and undergarments, nostrils wrinkling at the stench..

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The Gryphon's Feather-Chapter 15

Good food actually, came from red lobster. i wish southport had a red lobster. i could use that food right now. anyways, after me and emma ate at the diner, me and her started walking around town together.

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