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This is acceptable dialogue." "yes hun, because i'm going to express sudden intimacy because my penis is in you and i guess that makes us romantically close now." "yes babe."

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The Ballad of Phillip: Chapter 8

He won for best hard rock album and gave the most horrible acceptance speech i had ever heard. "i would like to thank no one because i did this all by myself! aaron has no talent and phillip has even less talent.

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Story Snippet - Husbandly Hobbies

"...you don't need to sound like an acceptance speech, kyle. we know they are great, we're married to them. you also don't need to sound like a five-star review, either." ken stated.

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Dress for Success

. -- evan finished giving his acceptance speech and looked down, again, to where his tiger was sitting in the front row. he was clean, and groomed, and looked every bit as good as he had when they'd arrived here.

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Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 20

Wardo was parading left and right now, going from one foot of the statue to the other, still giving his acceptance speech, occasionally dragging his fingers across the necklace to make it rattle.

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Ander - Chapter 5, Subchapter 19

Wardo was parading left and right now, going from one foot of the statue to the other, still giving his acceptance speech, occasionally dragging his fingers across the necklace to make it rattle.

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The Mayor of Congruence and The Baroness of the Opera House

It had not been a grand acceptance speech, but the crowd was thrilled to have one at all. at times like this, when she was musing on her past, she would think that it was probably the most honest acceptance speech ever made for such an office.

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Not All Otters Make the Swim Team Pt1

He poured some into his coffee, and offered a bit to the wolf, who gladly accepted. "speaking of, there was one who didn't quite make the but this year, but seemed pretty eager to get on the team. you'd like him. not too tall or bulky.

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PCA: Tutoring the Academy Champ

He had devised the winning strategy that won the regional championship the previous season, but wasn't even mentioned in the acceptance speech.

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The New Guy, Part Five: The End

Isabelle said, finishing up her acceptance speech. everybody had come out to see the ceremony, knowing that she would fulfill her word, especially regarding their generations.

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The Collar Chronicles: Horse Justice (Chp 4)

"he is finishing his acceptance speech right now." carol replied. "so he became president of the alumni for the whole country now?" he said quickly. "who is this please?" carol said quizzically. "this is mr. alcort from soytex industries."

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