Casting Call
Id=35225 this is more of a double entendre than a pun so may not qualify, but i don't care, it's still funny and double entendre can be puns as well. the contest gave me an excuse to come up with a story to fit this absurd tagline.
The Tentative Housemates chapter 2
"carefull with the double entendres" prisious chuckled drophins blush has now reached embarrassment. drophin then cleared her throat and continued.
Hey you
(yes, i realise that's a double entendre but it's kind of appropriate, don't you think?) i love you, hon. i love you and it's not like anything i've ever felt before. it's new and it's different and it's amazing.
New Days: Chapter III
At this, he brightens up significantly, though not seeming to notice my double entendre, "sure, i'd love to see what you can do. my parents arn't mages, so i can only do abstract, simple spells." "oh yeah, that's right.
Rex: Chapter 1
She began to sprinkle suggestive phrases and double entendres into her conversation. the conversational flirting gave way to casual touches and incidental contact. her breasts, ass, hands and legs pressed against rex at every opportunity.
Day 14) Guest
"hehe, already starting with the double entendres, logan?" the tiger winked with a warm smile as his hand rubbed around the bear's sagging stomach. "hehe, you're not gonna be dinner just yet, kitty."
Krris #8
Krris looked at her in confusion, then understood the unintended double entendre. "oh! i'm working on it." ubergard bent to pick up something underneath the bench when she heard him behind her. turning around, she saw him looking at her.
[QC-33] Two Course Meal
Two Course Meal Vel'Gahrus wiped his brow as he tossed the last bushel of enchanted apples onto the back of the flatbed, signalling the end of his work day. He had put in a lot of effort picking only the best produce to ship and sell to his friends in...
Roots [Sketch]
. :3c this one's called roots as a double-entendre - "roots" as in the obvious "knot root" thing, since this poor boy is tied on the other side of this glory hole by his fat fucking knot, and then "roots" as in, i'm getting back to my roots of simple m/m piss
2020-06-28 Experimental Hybrid Breeding
"that was a double entendre, correct?" "haha, i told you she's quick on the uptake!" he said in aside to the canine before continuing. "alright, rose, go ahead and get your attachment installed while lt. atchison gets ready."
Oh, College: The Morning After
In a manner so oblivious to the double entendre as to be hilarious, she chewed and swallowed the muffin to say "oh my god yes muffins are so delicious!!!" this says a lot about her complete sexual obliviousness, along with her fear of orgasm.
A Package To Behold - Part 2
I became a stuttering, panicky mess, shouting out all kinds of double entendres.