coyote's little secret
._ [**k9 unit**] alpha captain, **adren** says, 'hey laurie, wanna rp? i don't feel up for sex, but i could ...oh, you already found me.'.
The Perception filter
Even the rest of the k9 unit was surprisingly easy convinced. it was just a bit weird how they nuzzled around me, their cold noses touching me everywhere!
mustache w/ zebra
[**k9 unit**] alpha bitch, laurie says, "lol laurie just met a zebra with a mustache." [**k9 unit**] alpha bitch, laurie says, "you should come play, adren, he might try and eat it." thor's tail moves in a slow, idle rush.
There's A Dog Cock in My Pants!
I really didn't want to stay with the k9 unit anymore. i had many great friends there who all missed buster too, but i knew that my time there had passed.
01. Miles to Go
Four years ago i joined the san francisco police department as the first humanoid canine to join the force outside the k9 unit.
Police Dog, Part 2
Essentially, of their k9 unit, it was his job to be the _adult_, the team dad and the cool uncle all wrapped up into one.
A Canine Consequence
The k9 units of the reformed police departments, where they served under new handlers who were often oblivious about their canine partners being former colleagues. it made things easier! the others weren't so lucky.
Playing Curse
If it was just a k9 unit where had the bear gone and why had he left his clothes behind? aurum looked around seeing no sign of the cop anyway. the dog continued to yap at him. "i'm... going to go inside."
Future Cops
The only one left was our son theta-gamma 3526, who was assigned to the local mounted k9 unit. it's been a few years since then.
Obey!
"i'm supposed to collect a dog that was chosen for our k9 unit. you're aware it's a crime to hide him from us!" now hank was in panic. there must have been a misunderstanding. "n... n... no!
Paws and Effect
So he made a phone call and adopted me for their k9 unit. oh, this was getting better and better! i got the usual vaccines and a microchip that registered me as property of the police department.
Karma Express Delivery
Luckily, it turns out that the k9 units were not in fact capable of issuing warrants. it was a huge oversight on the part of the police, but it benefitted kickaha that day.