Threetopia - Prequel Teaser
Predaton was a light with joy, as the festivities began. All down Duclaw ave, one of the cities two main commercial streets was decorated for the event. The towns Oceana Festival was well underway, a carnival on the streets celebrating the industries...
Bearly a mouthful
A short story for :anon: with a terrible pun in the name. sorry. the young bunny cried with pain as she was roughly shoved into the village's stables.
Some cleaning to do (commission for Okamis)
Finally, after what seemed hours, issy cleared his throat to start speaking again, probably willing to break the ice with one of his terrible puns.
Please don't ride this bus
I can't promise it will be done soon, but it will be coming. ... that was a terrible pun. richard felt trapped in the bus. it was not usually the case that he would forget to bring a book, or a videogame, or even his phone to entertain himself.
Brother's Keeper Chapter 5: Sundaes for Rainy Days
"i figured since today was a dull sunday, we could liven the mood by making sundaes," he said with a clever grin, knowing it was a terrible pun. molly forced a chuckle for him and smiled. "so, when do we get to make them?
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf - Chapter Three - FINALE -
Gerald groaned at the terrible pun, then watched as samuel stepped out of them before he stood back up and slid his paws around samuel's hips and pulled him back. "urgh...such a puppy, so needy!" samuel gasped. "wait...what are...eeek!"
Second Chances : Chapter 4
He is a loyal person but is a little hard to deal with at times, with his immature sense of humor and intense love of terrible puns sometimes you just want to smack him in the face.
Thri Another Day
Soon enough i'll have you spouting off terrible puns." "i have too much self-respect for that." jeril laughed and shook his head. "come on, we're almost there." "wherever 'there' is," kireza muttered.
Smoke Break
Her laughter returns threefold as she appreciates her terrible pun for the both of them. thomas continued to admire the craftsmanship of the knife, hands running across the leather bound hilt, finding no glues or other sealants.
Early Birds III
Now, its going to get better since i learnt how to "write right" terrible pun. :p secret journal entry 1: "normally, when you get suspended from school, you don't usually get special treatments. i'm not talking about parents, or siblings.
Au jour de l'an
God, it was a terrible pun, but i laughed so hard. i don't know why i didn't see it coming--i knew him well enough. still, we had fun under that bush.
Bottom's Up
"dare i use such a terrible pun, but, i think it's time to ride the pony, stud," irving nodded in agreement.