The Meat Wagon
I will never be caught. I have kept up this same pace for almost thirty years. It's almost become a routine, _almost_. Each morning is the same. I wake up the same as anyone else, with a sore back, and a hankering for coffee. Sometimes I...
A Thousand Little Things
All my life, I wanted to be an author. I didn't just want to be a writer, as in a journalist, or one of those thousands working on _America's next great book series_, but a real author. While most teenaged girls spent all their time daydreaming...
Hi! My name is Chirpy!
You know that old phrase, a mirror holds a thousand secrets? No? It's something my mother always said, I guess I just figured everyone had the same mother or something... Regardless, I think she meant that a mirror only shows you a fraction of what is...