"an old betelgeusian trick. you mentioned not having a previous sex buddy, so i realised that you probably wouldn't know about this. didn't you ever wonder why most betelgeusian's don't tend to worry about sex?"
"b-because... they always get sex!
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Unlike the regular earth-based felines, betelgeusian's sported a much larger penis, though not massive either.
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The betelgeusian talent show's announcer (who, surely enough, was meow's own father) rather sarcastically encouraged said show's audience (in other words, a whole bunch of meow's other fellow betelgeusians, including several other members of his family, seated
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"you're almost as big as a betelgeusian berserker baboon, willy," said jenny, obviously impressed as she hefted the weight of his shaft in her hand. "and still growing."
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