As he opened it, dandy melon transformed into one of canterlot's royal guards, awaited him.
"let's destroy the castle." said dandy melon.
Applejack, Celestia, Chrysalis, Cum Inflation, Derpy Hooves, Explosion, Fluttershy, Growth, Gryphon, MLP, Orgasm, Pegasus, Pinkie Pie, Pony, Princess Candence, Princess Luna, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Shining Armor, Size Difference, Transformation, Trixie, Twilight, Unicorn, Zebra, Zecora, bursting, changeling, gilda, popping
dandy whispers.
"dandy?"
"yeah?"
"get your balls out of my face..."
"you know you love it."
Alcohol, Anal, Ass sniffing, Autofellatio, Cum Inflation, Drunk, Interspecies, M/M, Musk, Oral, Rimming, abdominal bulge, dandy, meow, self suck
"sayonara, dandy's ship!"
Alien, Anime, Anthro, Betelgeusian, Brain Fetish, Cat, Comedy, Fanfiction, Feline, Horror, Humor, Mind Control, Neurophilia, Romance, Sci-Fi, Space Dandy, Torture, WTF, brain, brainwashing, meow, vore, weird
dandy nodded. "alright," he whispered. "i'll go first."
"thank you," she mouthed, cheeks flushing beneath her pink fur.
dandy nodded again. whiskers twitching. "it's ... not a problem," he managed, on his back now, legs raised in the air.
Bat, M/F, Mouse, Romance, Sixty-Nine
, hey, wanna join, dandy?
Anal, Blowjob, Crocodile, Dragon, Kissing, Legendz, Lion, M/M/M/M, M/solo, Manticore, Masturbation, Oral, Orgy, Other, Public, Rimming, Rough Sex, Werewolf, Yaoi, frot
Trey roared in anger as the car suddenly screeched to a stop and dandy's hand was jolted pouring wine over dandy's pants. "shit!" dandy hissed, quickly he dug into his pocket in search for a tissue.
Alligator, Boar, Cat, Corruption, Cum, Gator, Gay, Hypnosis, M/M, Male, Master/Slave, Mind Control, Musk, Sex, Skunk, Slave, Sweat, Transformation, master, tf
"dandy is...well, dandy, and qt is a bit of a control freak. he probably didn't like that you sent off those drones before letting him and dandy know about it."
"it's efficient."
Adventure, Anal, Anatomically Correct, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, Aroused, Balls, Cat, Cock, Cum, Ejaculation, Feline, Friendship, Gay, Gay Relationships, Licking, Love, Lust, M/M, Male, Masturbation, Mating, Penetration, Penis, Rule 34, Sci-Fi, Science Fiction, Sex, Sheath, Tailhole, Teasing, Yiff, affection
Poems, using the word "dandy" as the inspiration.
**dandy lion**
once there was a lion, dandy;
with fur oh-so-very sandy.
very loudly, he talked;
and all others, he mocked.
came such a day,
when he went far away.
Lion, M/M, No-Yiff, Poetry, Rodent, Romance, Sachma!, daily