The Showing of the Dicks

A group of guys start arguing about their dicks and elect me as an impartial judge. note... there's mention of a capital e "event" in the story.

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Eat a Dick

"Hey, you know what would be funny?" Everett asked as he leaned back against the fridge as he downed his fifth beer of the party. The big drunk wolf chuckled as he looked at his friend, a large bengal tiger before nodding towards a group of awkward...

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Dungeons and Dickings

Ronan, vivian, aaron, maya, camir, and hanzo belong to him and his friends.kari, dick's drinks, carnaleria, magnes, the world ending flame all belong to me.

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Dungeons & Dickings

From what he had heard of grat, he enjoyed playing with his partners until they climaxed; he loved finding the sensitive spots and exploiting them, never touching their dicks until they gave him the first shot.

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Dick or Dessert

Dick or Dessert By: Kiki Kalani For: Hornybunny The vixen could barely contain her excitement as she heard another knock on her door. "C-come in~!" She watched as the door opened and a chubby red-furred bunny walked through, the same...

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Dick and Jane

Sorry! Dick and Jane's no longer available for free - it was originally made freely available during the nominations and voting period for the Ursa Major Awards 2009. Currently it can be purchased on smashwords at...

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No Dick December

"if only you could replace the batteries on real dicks if they finished before you..." she muttered silently to herself as she dressed hurriedly. chet wasn't paying any attention.

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Dick Rocks

"I'm telling you, we were there before." "When?" Inquired Mel, almost belligerently. "I don't know... before." Terry seated himself between the two bickering men, handing each a cup of steaming coffee before sipping gingerly at his own....

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Dog Dicked

Dog dicked anonymous commission written by leo_todrius and trickster_d young justin is constantly bullied at school. on one particular day, attempting to flee his persecutors, he comes across a rather beguiling glory hole.

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No Rest For The Dicked

"GET ME THAT SHIPMENT OR YOU CAN KISS YOUR JOB GOODBYE!!!" Leaning away from the buzzing phone, I grimaced as I considered the situation I found myself in. The city was on total lockdown because of the resevoir contamination, but I had to have the...

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Dirty Dicks

A blinking neon side hung above the door on one side, the words "dirty dicks" lit up in pink. the gray wolf grabbed a rather full envelope as he got out of the car, a bit jittery with excitement.

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