Family Guy: Brian and Meg
"shut up, dog" stewie says sitting down and opening a muppets book. the next day stewie gets a ray gun from his toy box "this will get rid of that blasted dog" he says heading for the stairs.
Ch 1: Summoning
The five horned muppet was meant to lead me, however, after the first day of being my ward, i'd commanded him to follow my lead instead, having realised he was purposely flicking his tail up to show me his ass as a part of his courting attempts.
Andreas
I stood there, looking at him, before i realised that i must've looked like a muppet standing there, so i introduced myself. "hello, i'm william." i said, holding out my hand.
Crazy Paranormal Chapter 7
I was being pulled like a muppet on a string. around him was this dark light that i just wanted to plunge into and forget about my troubles, dad, mom, school, ren... _wait, what am i thinking? i want ren. i need ren. he is my life and soulmate.
Above Average Part 16
"muppets? pepe le prawn?" "muppets... that's that frog thing, right?" john replied uncertainly. "you did not just refer to sir kermit the frog, patron saint of comedy, as 'that frog thing' in my presence."
An Electrifying Valentines
I did my homework, ya muppet. now get on up them stairs! i'll go check see if he got some grub. i'm starvin'."
HATSSSSS Chapter Thirty-eight
“you could definitely pass as an oversized muppet. could give any of them a run for their money." “now i know that one was a joke, but i love the muppets, so joke's on you." she gently backhanded his chest.
Porking poor foxes
Porking poor foxes An average summer day passed the nation complete with hail, wind and heavy rain. Storm clouds slowly dragged across towns, forests and barren fields. Temperatures forced the inhabitants to wear early winter clothes...
Cabin Fever
#5 of stories not to be confused with the song from muppet treasure island. comments welcome. :3 cabin fever he woke up on the cot of the small two room cabin. the snow was still falling after six days, rising three feet tall in front of the door.
Above Average Part 17
He's currently comfortably waiting at my place watching the muppets. how is that rushing him?" kyle replied. "really? how's he liking it?" she asked. "i dunno.
The worst college Meeting (experimental)
I stood up and said "of course i'm not going to be one of your muppet soldiers my life has enough problems already" i turned around and started running the wolves stood there staring at me and gave chase, i looked at an abandoned house and got into it as a
It Started With Toast- Chapt 10
"hey muppet, wake up!!" what happened next was so funny i fell off the thrown; crunch punched rok-ko and sent him into the nearby wall.