"hey muppet, wake up!!"
what happened next was so funny i fell off the thrown; crunch punched rok-ko and sent him into the nearby wall.
Bandicoot, Fox, M/M, Masturbation
"muppets? pepe le prawn?"
"muppets... that's that frog thing, right?" john replied uncertainly.
"you did not just refer to sir kermit the frog, patron saint of comedy, as 'that frog thing' in my presence."
Gay, Gay Relationships, Huge dicks, Human, Hyper, Hyper Cock, Hyperphallic, Hypertrophia, Muscle Growth, Muscle Worship
Porking poor foxes
An average summer day passed the nation complete with hail, wind and heavy rain. Storm clouds slowly dragged across towns, forests and barren fields. Temperatures forced the inhabitants to wear early winter clothes...
Abuse, Animal abuse, Anthro, Breeding, Cage, Cooking, Cooking alive, Farting, Feral, Fox, Foxes, Frog, Grill, Kermit, Ms Piggy, Muppet, Muppets, Pig, Roasting, Scat, Snuff, Various Species, Vixen, Vore (hard), Zoosadism, animals, caged, rats, sow
I stood there, looking at him, before i realised that i must've looked like a muppet standing there, so i introduced myself.
"hello, i'm william." i said, holding out my hand.
Friendship, Half-Dragon, Human, Reptile
I stood up and said "of course i'm not going to be one of your muppet soldiers my life has enough problems already" i turned around and started running the wolves stood there staring at me and gave chase, i looked at an abandoned house and got into it as a
Outlast, Werewolf, tf, twist
-eerrrm you lot go on ahead, i gotta find the muppets i came here with. they seemed to have vanished somewhere.
-cool cool, i've texted venus where the other place is, so we'll see you then. explains sawyer.
Cat, Drunk, Squirrel, werecat
I was being pulled like a muppet on a string. around him was this dark light that i just wanted to plunge into and forget about my troubles, dad, mom, school, ren... _wait, what am i thinking? i want ren. i need ren. he is my life and soulmate.
Betrayal, Devil, Romance, Vampire, Werewolf
"shut up, dog" stewie says sitting down and opening a muppets book.
the next day stewie gets a ray gun from his toy box "this will get rid of that blasted dog" he says heading for the stairs.
Anal, Big Boobs, Breastfeeding, Brian, Domination/Submission, Golden Retriever, Labrador, Lactation, M/Herm, Transformation, Vaginal, family guy
I told them as long as they can make a good bacon sandwich i'm happy to sign them off, but knowing our luck we'll probably get swedish chef from the muppets serving up sweet and sour gerbil." he chuckled at his own joke but knew it could well be truth.
Action, Alternate Reality, Alternate Society, Anthropomorphic, Armor, Bizarre, Car, Character Development, Comedy, Desert, Equine, Fantasy, Feline, Friendship, Humor, Magic, Mammal, Mild Drama, Military, Near Future, Outdoors, Science Fiction, Series, Short, Short Story, SoFurry, Story, Story Progression, Story Series, Uniform, War, Warrior
Sort-of like the sam the american eagle from the muppets, but come to life. he was bouncing slightly on his backwards knees. i'd have guessed him for drunk, the front of his throat under his beak looking distended and full.
Bat, Bear, Bisexual, Eagle, Voyeurism
#5 of stories
not to be confused with the song from muppet treasure island.
comments welcome. :3
cabin fever
he woke up on the cot of the small two room cabin. the snow was still falling after six days, rising three feet tall in front of the door.
Anthropomorphic, Ball Growth, Digital Media, Egg Insertion, Fantasy anatomy, Hyper growth, I know this cannot happen in real life, Male, Penis Growth, Shut it, Solo, Transformation, edging, urethra penetration, urethra play