A Lamb Among Wolves Ch:51
"that was a dad joke, my friend." vernon looked down at his friend in abject horror. "w-what? n-naw that weren't that ba-" "it begins..."
Trooper Chapter 2
dad jokes. gotta love 'em. "let's train after dinner so i can kick your ass for that one, old man," i challenged playfully. "as if you'd have the strength, little man! with this diet you're on, you'll never grow big."
Baramon - Episode 7
I get _three_ dad jokes every time we meet. that's one. i've got my sons i need to think about, after all." weed sighed, bringing the mood back down. “right. i don't suppose they know?" “willard doesn't.
Timothy and Carl Go Shopping
"i might not have any kids, but i can't resist a 'dad joke' from time to time." "h-hey, it's cool," replied timothy. his smile became more natural when he glanced up at the canine. "it... it certainly suits you~" "oh, does it now?"
The Feathered Lover 2
Holy fuck, he's already making dad jokes. we're doomed. «alright, time's up. great timing, given that i've already had enough of your shi-» i stare in disbelief at the two lines on the display. «pretty?»
The Woods in Idaho
“oh, that was a straight up dad joke." “i'm earning the nickname you gave me earlier," he snarked. “but that's not the point, tell me you're back in your tower? i'd spent the last eight hours out here.
Filling the Role [PTRN]
The pun caused bojack to groan like a million dad jokes had just been uttered at once. it also induced him into thinking of a name to refer to the dog with. "and then i guess you'd wanna be called 'peanutbuffer' or something like that?"
Round of Goodbyes - Commission for rajanwolffang
“yeah, or get us shot by your daddy," joked larry. “oh, hush. my daddy don't need to know about any of this. if he ain't caught on yet he never will." “and if he won't, who says the cows will?" jim pointed out. “they're over there, we're over here.
My Dad's a Werewolf
Ignore the horribly salacious dad joke. why would he admit all that? looking him over, he was halfway transformed already—pointier ears, bigger teeth, and nails that had grown dark, thick, and… sharp.
You Don't Know Me Without You
Adelaide's father joked. a few laughs. adelaide shook her head, eyes glowing. "mm. i set myself up for that one." adelaide's mother sent her something telepathically.
Dusty Tracks - Part 2 - The Vixen
"hah, i'm chock full of dad jokes," nate answered.
Winter Breeze Ch. 7
May contain: lame dad jokes(hide yo kids!) lame pick-up lines (hide yo wife!) alcohol intake and underage drinking (eh, it's not that severe. it's just one scene m'kay??!) mild casual cursing, and five page long-ass buttsex (hide yo hasubandos!)