I Will Protect You - Part 9 - Disenchanted
"oh, don't even go there, just ended a relationship with a douche bag and don't feel like another one yet." gavin blinked and tilted his head. "wait...you don't want another relationship or a douche bag?"
Weathered (A2, B1, Chapter 9)
"and he's not real, douche-bag. christ ... it might not be as smart of an idea as you think, because the people after us already know way too much about us. they know you, they know me.
Furry Tales from Liberty City Chapter 2: Seductive Complications
I don't give a f...fuck about that italian douche bag. uncle likes to think he can control me, but he don't know shit!" she said a little too loud. "fuck me this is so much more complicated than it should have been." i literally face pawed.
The Eon Series: Hindsight (2)
"sack of-, do you mean a douche-bag?" chanda asked. "that's what i said, right? destiny responded. "but, was that a yes or a no?" "it was a yes, already. get over here." chanda snapped. "my, such emotion." the eevee gasped.
All Hallow's Eve: Good End to a Bad Day
By that time there was a crowd, they knew security wouldn't be long so motherfucking douche bag smacks me with a trashcan just to knock me back down and the rest of them empty their bean blast drinks all over me before running like pussies..."
Admission
Eings is just a douche bag. i had to stay late yesterday because i was disruptive in class after he coaxed me into fighting with him. i doubt he told you that, or how i had to write an apology letter.
The Sanctuary, chapter 2
You tell her that you learn to get over yourself, and understand that while there's a lot of douche bags in the world, if you don't learn to trust, you'll never find the ones who aren't. "he's not wrong, kaylie."
Gifted Exchange Part 1
All i want for christmas is for you to take that douche bag ass wipe of a quarterback and his two little turd burglar sidekicks down a few pegs. lots of love, damon."
Pokemon - Tale Of The Guardian Master - CH 135
"i don't beg for anything, especially from a douche bag like you." chris sneered back, causing more pulses of anger to show on the mans face. "actually, that's a name too good for you...
Life in Black and White
If this were like things had been back in high school, she would have walked up and told them to stop being douche-bags, but as it was, she just pushed herself harder and harder, muscles straining under her skin as her ponytail became mussed and frizzled.
Manners
I'm not a total douche bag, or a show off in class, as you say. you think i do well in school to one-up people and feel victorious over everyone? no. i'm just trying to get a good education and go somewhere in life.
Exile: Fearless
"biggest, fuck-off guy you could have ever imagined runs us over, then the douche-bag demands an apology..." what happened next, none of them were expecting to happen.