That BIG Oops

They are what becomes of those fool enough to come in here and shoplift, stealing, they who be as thieves i make use of as material for molding them into realistic mannequins, that satyr one is still alive.

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High School of Cliches: Birthday Boy

"if you plan to shoplift, let us know." duke, jason and spud laughed. "alright, we'll do that, dude!" "thanks..." the ferret murmured, audibly whispering to himself, "god, not even supposed to be in here today."

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NOC ch6: Going Home

Skipped school, shoplifting, all that. after i graduated high school, i just moved out without even telling my parents, and honestly i think they were happy i left. i grabbed money out of my dad's safe on the way out and thought i could just...

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Shop Talk

Just wanted someone there to watch for shoplifters." "yes, i believe the standard practice is they became the merchandise, yes?" kickaha grinned. "usually something based on what they tried to buy.

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FIRE

My old friend trevor and i would shoplift a lot and when we stole something, we would say that we "bought" it. when we actually paid for something with money, we called the item we paid for a purchased item. stealing is buying and paying is purchasing.

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The White Robe Part 2 - Accused

Daisy's here for shoplifting, and she'll be going home next week." the guard glared at daisy, "daisy, be cool with kincaid. she's had a hard day." daisy nodded and walked back to her bunk.

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Caught

"only reason i stay here is to make life a little harder for shoplifters. nobody will notice i'm gone for a little while," the fox said, waving a hand in dismissal to the wolf's argument. "c' mon, wolfie, take it or leave it.

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Keeps and Kobolds II: Nanobolds

"i'd bet that he's never going to shoplift again." "yeah, i think he learned his lesson." calex grinned. "but getting the shop back in place after he picked it up was a real pain in the rear."

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The Tails of Graduation - Part (5/9)

Violet gulped as if she'd just been caught shoplifting. "what? did i say something wrong?" "you're the last person i expected to hear that from," i said. crystal nodded in agreement while eyeing her new girlfriend.

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Tales From Apartment 232 - Part 6

The store manager then approached me and told me that i could take everything in my cart home for free because i had help catch the two worst shoplifters in the store's history. i told him thank you, and was on my way.

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A Martial art lifestyle

shoplifting from an electronics store was the dumbest thing you could have done." "argh! you never will shut up about it will you? it was nothing serious, but you don't care. you haven't cared since mom..." doug said, and jevon flinched.

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