Can you feel the love tonight...
"douche bags! the whole lot of ya'." carl snarled before climbing into the shower and throwing back the plastic curtain. "grow up already!" danny snorted before grabbing a hanging towel from the wall and drying off his fur.
Regret Chapter 2
Fox mccloud is a douche bag. he's a jerk - a know-it-all who knows jackshit. i was right, wasn't i? see? i wasn't trying to bs you just 'cause i don't like you two.
Galleus Manor: Team 14
Keller seemed pretty chill, and nate didn't want to leave him with the impression of being just a meathead douche-bag. nate knew he'd already blown his shot at anything more than friends with keller, if keller even swung that way in the first place.
Layfield High: Chapter 1
And because some people were douche bags and didn't notice probably.
First Date Disaster
He expected me to have a douche bag reason? "i-i guess. nuthin' too special." i say.
Evolution of the Xenomorphs Ch 13
This desk's previous owner has douche-bag written all over it, i'm taking his pens......" "why? do you really need a pen right now?" "if i want to write my will i do."
First Date
He figured no one wanted to hang around a douche bag or a loser, so he didn't act like one.
In the End
For all you know he could be complete douche-bag." michelle chuckled, sitting up. "doubtful. he doesn't look like a psycho." "give the guy a break." sarah insisted. "its his first day. don't do something stupid." "what do you mean?"
Never Again
Sure, the party had been at night and yeah, maybe it made him a bit of a douche bag, but he never went anywhere without his sunglasses.
Quintessence
Didn't really keep the acquaintances i made playing sports, most of them were douche bags. i did the play stuff cause it was pretty fun." "ever get up on stage?" amar interrupted again. "heh, well maybe a few times...nothing spectacular.
Chapter 18: Something New
What if the only cerinian males are the alpha-douche-bag kind? or the only survivors are a handful of gay and lesbian people? breeding would be out of the question. what if the survivors were tracked down and hunted by the kew?" panther frowned.
Bittersweet Memories pt1
douche bag co-workers, idiots on the street, punk teenagers too stupid to realize their own mortality; these were the targets of my dark desires.