Weathered (A2, B1, Chapter 9)

"and he's not real, douche-bag. christ ... it might not be as smart of an idea as you think, because the people after us already know way too much about us. they know you, they know me.

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The Blade grows dull

(if you see anything, comment and i'll fix it) this is the story of sam 'the blade' porcius a conceited, self absorbed, narcissistic, douche-bag prick of a silver fox.

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State of Mind

"you know," she starts, "most douche-bag preps in this place would just laugh and walk away." chris finds his cheeks growing warm, flattered by charlotte's kind words. "i'll be right out once i change my clothes."

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Furry Tales from Liberty City Chapter 2: Seductive Complications

I don't give a f...fuck about that italian douche bag. uncle likes to think he can control me, but he don't know shit!" she said a little too loud. "fuck me this is so much more complicated than it should have been." i literally face pawed.

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Quintessence

Didn't really keep the acquaintances i made playing sports, most of them were douche bags. i did the play stuff cause it was pretty fun." "ever get up on stage?" amar interrupted again. "heh, well maybe a few times...nothing spectacular.

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Layfield High: Chapter 1

And because some people were douche bags and didn't notice probably.

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In the End

For all you know he could be complete douche-bag." michelle chuckled, sitting up. "doubtful. he doesn't look like a psycho." "give the guy a break." sarah insisted. "its his first day. don't do something stupid." "what do you mean?"

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Regret Chapter 2

Fox mccloud is a douche bag. he's a jerk - a know-it-all who knows jackshit. i was right, wasn't i? see? i wasn't trying to bs you just 'cause i don't like you two.

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Proxy Moron

bag in a costume that is all webbing that covers him from head to toe, a muscle head who apparently is big into professional wrestling from his attire and some exec in a suit and tie with a clipboard.

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What Would You Do...

The handful of douche bags were much easier to ignore. it was the ones that did it unconsciously, constantly calling attention to my disability that got to me. and that was pretty much everyone.

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First Date

He figured no one wanted to hang around a douche bag or a loser, so he didn't act like one.

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New Memories Ch.1 Mark

Who ever the drunk douche bag was, they yanked on his ear way hard like a parent scolding a child. "fuck! ouch!" but then the paw disappeared. he ignored it and forced his way out of the room.

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