Orange Slices 4: A Celebration
In the ten years since that hilariously misfired attempt, i've stuck to store bought cards and cash. no way to embarrass myself when they can buy their own gift and get words crowd-researched for maximum inoffensive impact.
Cami's Courier - What's in the box?
"gyroscopes seem to have been knocked out of calibration, we have an attitude thruster misfiring, and oh look my drink is on the floor. and that's just what i can see from in here, what other surprises do you have for me cassium?"
Vacation Continued
He reached three of his own misfires before he realized something was amiss. tired and out of breath, he stopped his humping only to react with rage when he saw a ring had been added when he wasn't looking.
Embers of Dawn: Chapter 24: The Gate and the Gaze
The magic slipped sideways, fumbled, misfired like a violin strung with silk. a shimmering blast of sparkling blue dust erupted from his palms, surrounding him in a soft, celebratory haze of glitter and humming air. it wasn’t dangerous.
Mount Up
At least until some complete idiot misfires a cleansing spell and the adventurer's mount is suddenly turned back into a naked, confused man.
Found Forgotten, 1: Prologue
Feels more useful than preventive maintenance against misfiring an unused weapon." cara's rifle was a cobbled conglomerate of various arms, mostly of more recent, post-war make.
Ghost of a Rose ~ Chapter 5
He imagined it there in his head, expected the conversation, knew what he was going to say, but some vital connection just misfired, over and over again. “we… she…" then a sudden flash and spark – followed by another – followed by another.
Legion of Sytarel - Ch. 2: Aboard the Tiderunner
Wounds won't heal, it becomes easier to get sick, and you risk misfiring a spell, which could rebound onto you and hurt you."
An Acquired Taste
The green beast whined and squirmed weakly as the discomfort of a 'misfire' ached through his throat, mouth, and nose. he wouldn't be able to use his breath again for quite some time, not without it being extremely painful.
Commission: Proving His Worth
Confused, davan's brain was totally misfiring on what tereru was trying to get at...but as the ebony shaft moved towards his head, it clicked again rather quickly.
Swallowing Pride
Wolf engineers had developed past the hairpin trigger, and this one boasted a trigger protected by a ring of steel to prevent misfires. setting it at the small of his back, he looked himself over.
On the Other Side - Part II
It did not, however, reduce the size of his length, though coen was moments away from losing it like a misfiring cannon. as for shizuka, she wasn’t interested in losing out on such a rare treat.