Giantess Toriel X Asriel: Motherly Fuckery

Toriel sighed, facepalming herself in utter disappointment. "well, too bad! mind control time, everyone!"

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Science and religion 9: WHY IS THE FAILSAFE DOWNSTAIRS?!?!

Ben facepalmed.   "looks like the shadow pokémon are playing "teamwork" today."   "and it's my first day." ben moaned, and facepalmed again.   "the wigglytuff are moving." jason said suddenly, staring hard at the door.

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Hybrid theory- part 2- Waffles, Rpgs and carnage. How to start a morning fresh.

She facepalmed, briefly murmuring about how she could have possibly managed to get herself in this situation. "please don't tell me that's an rpg-7..."   "okay. i won't."

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Bound by Destiny 11

Neo facepalmed at her question, "really? you came all the way here to make amends for your action and the first thing you asked is if she is cold. she was living alone in the wilderness for years, she is not bothered by cold."

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Suite Scent

Fuckfuckfuckfuck quit fucking this up, his interior monologue hissed at him, only to mentally facepalm as he stuck his hand out with an almost apologetic grin.

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Attraction - Gravity

She sighed and performed a mental facepalm, how had she missed it? there was a slight pause and he nodded again, leaning back into his chair with another sigh, chest aching just a little.

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How to Act Like a Dragon (A Wings of Fire Fanfic) Chapter 3

Somewhere above high up in the heavens, god facepalmed at the ridiculous statement that i said to myself as he stared at my form with a deadpanned expression.

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Two Grapes in a Pod

Zoey facepalmed. that thought was punctuated with a long growl from her bare stomach. that was it. hunger must have been eating at her mind as well for some time now. she had been too focused on the orb and chided herself mentally.

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Love is Color Blind Chapter 1: Terms of Agreement

Robin facepalmed and laughed "xuez, you've barely started your senior year. i'm pretty sure no one wants you going through high school all over again, or worse not get your diploma at all." "i will fucking end him."

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Smut In Space, Part 2! A Sci-Fi CYOA

Todd facepalmed. "look, i--" the starliner shook as it locked into place with the orbital transit station. **"welcome to respite."** a warm voice spoke over the shuttle's intercom. **"please line up in an orderly fashion.

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Sonic.EX3: Chapter11

I stopped in an instant, making me cringe as i facepalmed myself. "there was an emerald here and that's what we came for." "uhm no." annie responded - her arms crossed. "we came here for cole's evidence on the case. that includes the physical."

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Trials of Love, the Frostclaw Chronicles 4

Peridot facepalmed at this. that was lyra to most, a good songstress on stage, a carefree and rather innocent girl off-stage, "lyra... lets just go before you give any further ideas..."

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