621 Skulking Behind Boxes
It will probably be a very short, rational, and absurdly decisive war.
Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 61
"then what is with all this absurdity!? put down that cloak this very instant! sarah? sarah! i'm serious!" "so am i!"
Palette Swap
He added, pointing down as will laughed from exhausted absurdity. keith's cock responded well to the paint, the changes happening almost instantaneously. keith growled in pain as the flesh changed painted barbs bursting out.
Khusk's Command 1
Kret wondered about that--about how khusk talked about the weakness of the female form in an almost absurd amount. it must eat at the leader's mind, but was there a way to make the leader see differently?
The Best, Worst Show
Twenty minutes later, all people went back, some empty-handed, since the circus was more important than absurdly priced nourishment. they were eyeing hazelnut, wondering what he was doing over there, but most just straight up ignored him.
Bowser's Private Time
Still huffing helplessly, the feeling as his whopping koopahood slapped against his humongous melons was too much, and it no time he had grabbed the absurdly-thick base of that shaft and was forcing it right up into the deep ravine that separated his prodigious
The Prince's New Clothes (WIP)
Upon his departure the two laughed at the absurdity of the situation. "couldn't you totally see his little sheath?" the wolf chuckled. "yeah... it was kinda hot." the horse shamefully admitted.
Buddyfight - Morning Snack
"how absurd." he huffed. "you may be obsessed with that human food, but it holds no such sway over me." "says the dragon who was eating it faster than i was back on our first day!" doble countered smugly.
Bitch (Awakening of a Werewolf)
Things like casual friends and music, that had felt so important before, now seemed absurd and petty. all they did was play to the fantasy called civilization that we had built around ourselves.
Middle School: In the beginning
During lunch i sat with what they labeled themselves as the "weird kids", which i find absurd, they were rather friendly and could hold a conversation when i could not to save my life.
902 The Kamikaze Fish
Because they were sea-going, they didn't need the absurdly vast runways seen in a standardised modern airport, only a small area on land for turnabout and parking, and some associated facilities for the passengers to disembark and walk to and from their cars
245 Social Activities
The straying of her hand to a wide sethuress hip reveals the final delightful absurdity, which is that she seems to have just grafted on a quite fetching tail, as yet not completely under her control. "do you like?"