An Outing with Mattock

The lines at the grocery store stretched halfway back to the deli, giving me plenty of time to count the reasons I was itching to get back home to my mates. Most pressing was that my diaper was soggy to the point of sagging, and I had to keep pulling...

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Learning the Ropes

I was surprised to start getting responses to my personal ad. I mean, I knew I wasn't _hideous_-looking, but I was over thirty--past the age of 'gay death'--my slowing metabolism had already put close to a hundred pounds on my college weight, and I...

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Delivering the Eggs

So, I may be in the egg business, and I may be a rabbit, but please, _please_ don't call me an Easter bunny. Just--first off, there's more to me than just a holiday. And anyone over the age of five who calls me a 'bunny' is just _asking_ for a kick in...

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Alf's New Job

"Alfie!" _I wish she wouldn't keep calling me that,_ I thought. _I'm not_ eight _anymore._ I got off the couch and looked down the balcony. "What?" "I'm going out with Sheila this morning, can you take your father to his appointment? Thank you!" I...

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Low Breeding

The bite of winter on my nose and the crunch of snow under my paws were a gentle distraction from the feast in the margrave's mansion--my familiar was out hunting. Ever since we'd bonded we'd shared one soul across two bodies, but there were times...

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The Castoffs

It was just starting to snow when I got to the mall, just a few minutes before I was due to service one of the vending machines. Business had been unusually brisk this season, and the machines had all been in place for a few years now and were starting...

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Making Memories

> `03:15 >` **Hey remember that time we went to the movies?** The lion's message was waiting for me when my alarm went off that morning, and I looked at my phone in confusion. We hadn't met IRL yet--though we'd been growing more intimate online, he...

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Flip 2: Blue Moon Back Room

The next day, you're walking around campus with a satchel slung over your back. You can't wait to get started. The satchel is full of copies of your menu--the list of all the ways anyone who wants to interact with you can change you. All they have to...

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Franks

I sat by my otter on the sparsely-populated bleachers, waiting for the game to start. Mattock's softball league was just starting the season and even though I was far too sedentary to join him--and Darkwater wouldn't be able to make most of the...

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And Be Merry

It's hard to guess, sometimes, the things a fellow will do when he's under a curse. I mean, there are the obvious kinds of curse--you turn green, you turn into a chicken, you start thinking it's a good idea to get your lunch from the midden--but...

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A Good Deep Throat

I watched Szith's show from the back of the hall, invisible, remembering when I used to sneak in to concerts as a kid. Now I get to do this as my job. Not the sneaking in--just staffing, usually travelling with bands as security. It's nothing...

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Can I Take More?

The tank in my bag was a lot heavier than I expected, for something that was supposed to make things so light. I'd been saving up for a while and today, the day it finally wouldn't put me in the red, I'd gone downtown and plunked down the cash for an...

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