To prevent being treated with scorn
I just thought it prudent to warn:
These old fashioned verses
Though filled with foul curses
Will probably end up as porn
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The Lion and the Weasel
A long...
Anal, Bondage, Feline, Feral, Fucked, Fucking, Fucks, Gay, Lick, Lion, M/M, Nonsensical, Rimming, Size Difference, Tail, Transformation, Uusap, Weasel, aesop, fable, fuck, fuckers, goofy, porn, swearing
After a moment, Xerocia thought that he had kicked the bucket, and was with his ancestors. But then, a voice came out from within his head.
"Open your eyes. I can't believe you actually close your eyes when facing an enemy."
The red dragon followed...
Action, Android, Death, Deus ex machina, Dragon, Eye power, Gore, Immortality, Magic, Power, Sci-Fi, Story, Story Progression, Story Series, Time Manipulation, Time magic, Time travel, Wolf, immortal, nonsense, shifter
"fucking nonsense bird." muttered the newly minted nonsense bird.
the blue jay tipped forward, frantically waving his arms as he sped back down to earth. the ground got closer very quickly. tolend waved his arms as fast as he could.
Avian, Blue Jay, Crow, Flight, Gay, Mystery, Transformation
nonsense... such a cliche has been thrown around more times than an experienced pipeman, no...
i'd like to believe that there is no perfect story. there is no perfect ending.
Short Story, Story Series, Thefurryparable
He was not a stereotypical madman with unpredictable eyes, and to be fastened in straitjackets and chains, and to gabble out nonsense.
Enter, madman, the
#4 of verse and other nonsense!
like cats and dogs, the saying goes,
they do not get along.
and their methods of seduction
are the topic of this song.
Ambiguous Gender, Barbs, Canine, Cat, Dog, Feline, Knot, Male, One-upmanship, Rhyme, Suitors, choice
"n-no no no, i was gonna pick you up a-"
"nonsense, nonsense! i'm gonna drive, anyways. i'll be there in 20 minutes," the voice insisted.
"b-but i.." sean tried to say, before he heard the long dial tone on the speaker...
Lion, Meeting Up, Moving In, No-Yiff, Panther
Like i said, this lion took no nonsense.
as for gasman, however, she took nonsense as long as it was against me. she was a german shepherd, my earth science teacher, and a total bitch (no pun intended).
Bear, Dog, German Shepherd, Grizzly, Human, Husky, Leopardess, Lion, New, Sasha, School, Sean's, Tiger, Tigress, bully, bullying, ross, sean, simon
I gazed around her surroundings, her office, much like herself, was no-nonsense and everything you'd expect an office to be. all metal, wood and fake plants.
Cheetah, Humor, Leopard, Lioness, M/M, White Tiger, Wolf
Indeed, he barely seemed to notice the comings and goings of the guards, content to sit in a far corner of his small confines, muttering his nonsense into the darkness. a single portion of food seemed to last him for days.
Letter, Madness, No-Yiff, Prison, escape
"my "nonsense" happens to get me results. i know that lillith is holding some sort of grand event. myself, a wolf by the name of "juda"... and a earth elementalist..."
he smirked, laughing at the assumption.
Dragon, Talon
On my tv
heaven on earth is what i need
but i feel i'm in hell every time i breathe
reporting live from the other side of what you hear
a bunch of nonsense all in my ear
rich man, poor man, we all gotta pay
cuz freedom ain't free, 'specially around
Cover, Other, Poem, rap