Raising Rapture: Part One

She _looked_ all nice and sweet; barbie doll face, perfect blond hair, and a complexion to rival my komodo. however, somewhere along the line, she had acquired the personality of a particularly violent sociopath.

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Who cleans the toilets in Rivendel?

Thousands of elves, majestic and glorious, so elegant and refined, stuffed with magic far beyond the ken of mortal males... beyond his barbie, too. now think about it: thousands of elves means hundreds of toilets. hey, they do it too!

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Patreon Monthly (December): Isaac

His parents had done what they could to coax him into dresses and play with barbies, but isaac never listened. he knew what he liked, and he was determined to live his own life.

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Servicekraft - K4 (1.2)

Dagegen sieht ihr kleiderschrank aus wie ne barby-abteilung im supermarkt!", lachte prahn los und auch aileen musste sich das lachen verkneifen. "ihr wart bestimmt schã¶n ã¼berrascht", lã¤chelte chris.

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Jiffy: Chapter 7

“and you can _bet_ i'm going to name her something _extremely_ girly like 'princess' or 'barbie' just to spite you and leave you with the image that i'm playing with my barbie doll well into your grave!" bart's features hardened.

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Redd's Public Paradise Pt. 3 - Emerging From The Chrysalis

Well, he seemed nice enough, a little energetic, probably could pass for the barbie doll islands they visited, but... well, when they got together, it was clear they were a thing.

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The Warehouse's Haunts 6

This wasn’t what she wanted to be when she had become a female doll, when she had become a barbie. she was supposed to be herself, her own person. and yet, here she was, part of a harem and hoping for more abuse.

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I Love You Twice: Secrets to Sleep On

"oh my _god_ i can't put into words how much i do _not_ want to be called 'barbie'. and i told you, it took me a while to find them!"

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Power Play

It was pretty interesting, but luckily the barbie movies didn't have a lot of lore i had to think about. i got to just learn their personalities and run with it.

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Sci-Fi Con-Fessions

A young cheetah girl wearing a slightly too small pink top was standing behind one of the microphone stands, jigging along to the last chorus of barbie girl and really ramping up the natural nasal twang of her voice for the purpose.

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It's Always Time - Chapter Six: The Dark Side's Light

He could not tell if she had chosen to confront him naked but with the anatomical vagueness of a barbie-doll, or decided to meet him clothed in a clingy but concealing spandex jumpsuit.

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The Warehouse's Haunts 4

It wasn't exactly a knife on a stick that the other lucario barbie was using, but it was something relatively dangerous.

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