Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged
You'll probably stomp around like a chimpanzee that's been constipated for four days. i'll go on about my business as usual, and the cat will just be lazy until we run out the 7-day hold on him." i said smugly.
He Who Would Be Master: 9
** _ as it spoke, the dragon lunged, but the little one's face scrunched up, as if it were constipated, and the ball of light that hovered over it flashed, issuing as a blinding glow, brighter than the wretched flames.
Torpor
At least he hadn't _inquired_; i don't know if he was aware my hydran metabolism was slower, or if he was simply too polite to voice any concern about my possible constipation, but i wasn't counting my blessings at this point.
Care Bear Magi Life Chapter 17
"i feel like i'm constipated," defiant heart stretched then turned to anger heart, "yeesh. give it up, alex, before you hurt yourself." anger heart grunted then bared his teeth with his eyes still closed, "almost, yeeeaaarg!"
09 - Epilogue
He refused to use part of his name in it because that would make the planet sound more like a constipation remedy.
Descent Chapter 10
._ _he could just be constipated or something._ _yeah..._ five minutes ticked by and jason finished his meal. still no jaguar... _okay..._ jason stood up. "i'm going to hit the can for a sec."
Internal Auditor 3
His eyes stared at the ceiling pensively while breathing got a little heavier, not bothering himself with clattering of metals or grunts from other members as they trained like a constipated baboon; arms draped below as they swung lifelessly. "ungh...
Chapter 2: Mysteries and Revelations, Part 1: Rescue
Stop looking constipated and go with team six to secure the lead robber!" robert snaps hastily. "sir yes sir!" i answer without pause, snapping to attention out of routine. i quickly grab my gun and jog over to inform the team.
Circles (Un)Broken - Ch. 3 : Chase
"wow, you look constipated, teej," carl pointed out, sniggering. the insides of tj's tufted ears turned red. "w-well, you look funny as heck too, carl."
Bill and Tem's Playdate (Beastars ABDL)
It's probably constipation that's making you so grumpy." she reached out and put a hand on his belly, and tem's eyes widened as he realised what she was getting at. "a nice warm enema will fix you right up." "ahhh, i guess- but, mmm, i mean...
Henry and Dorian: Pet Pouvres 4 - Aftercare and Underwear
The realization that we’re not all kinked up with some emotional constipation, but that we are free, thriving spirits.” dorian shut off the shower, hearing a chime about their five minute warning. the song that played was indeed “closing time.”
Depths, Parts i-iv
A pounding pressure, like a heartbeat in his genitals, made the slit widen out but did not yet yield - it was like nothing guppy had ever felt before, like being constipated in his own dick, unable to cum, something stopping him.