Resignation (pt.1)
"for some guys, it's one a week," the father joked. he then made eye contact with the teen. "nate's a good kid." "we're glad you're happy," his mom finished, causing cross to smile weakly and relax a bit.
Marcus Lane - Chapter Thirty Four
"gosh, you're too young to make dad jokes, but then again you're almost thirty," marcus grinned as he put the disc on the turntable. "i'll pretend i didn't hear that," frank grumbled.
Discovery
You're really getting an early start on this dad joke thing, aren't you?", i asked. "guilty as charged. but seriously dude, it's alright. just piss yourself." "... well, i guess i don't really have another option."
Dragonheart Part 71
Said aussas father jokingly. "but you certainly do better than you to deal with the question of where i got this horse right?"
Good Moorning!
At least that's what his daddy joked about while tickling him. daddy? that was odd. didn't he have a wife? like magic, the baby monitor just above his crib crackled to life.
A Daddy and His Little
"that's such a dad joke." dusty grinned. "well good thing i'm your daddy. now, let's get you ready for a bath."
Seth
Dad asked "2:10 today why" i asked "well i have a surprise for you when you come back today ok, come straight home you hear" dad said "will do" and i stuck my p plates on the window "did i say thank you" i joked "oh leave already will you" dad joked
Smoky Santello
No more dad jokes." bea climbed onto the rabbit again and pushed him down, then took up her old position lying atop him. "maybe i should be grateful," she admitted. "at least it wasn't a pun." "the night's still young."
The Life of Another - Chapter 39
"that is such a dad joke!" "i know, i know!" he said. "but that reminds me, you're due for a cleaning and checkup, especially if you've been drinking lots of that sugary stuff." "i've had like two cups the whole year!" said nick, crossing his arms.
The Great Prophet Of Zao chapter 1: eyes in the darkness
"if you think your sore now wait till you're my age, then you'll know how sore you can get" dad jokingly says as he walks across the fields. i watch my father as he passed the crop and heads into the house.
How Sandy Met Robbie - Part 2
"my biological father," joked richard. "i knew it!" yelled rory, getting up from his seat as he chased rhonda around the kitchen. "woman, i always knew you were a no good cheater! come back here so i can slap you around!"
Pocket Portal! - Oops
Kera groaned, not believing her own father would crack a dad joke right now. "i'd like to say i never knew you were coming home, but...yeah, you really came home" he just couldn't help himself it seemed.