The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 8)
.” \>”james bond?” “too violent.” \>”batman: the dark knight?” “too sca-” \>sam sits up, a slice of pizza still dripping from his face \>”t-that one!”
Hypnovember - Day 7: Gaze
#48 of hypnosis a little excursion into the realm of james bond-style super-spies and dastardly villains. the khan was a character i had dreamed up for a separate story that never quite made it to completion, so i repurposed him here.
Serenifi: The Pilot
They spent the afternoon playing games and watching "james bond". later that evening, they just got back from the acme shopping mall. fifi looked at serenity from top to bottom. "serenity?" "yeah feef?"
Teaser: Gerbil 07
#7 of teasers the action-packed introduction to a story about a genetically-engineered surveillance animal who wants to be james bond.
Research Log [#007]
This log number is the same as james bond's signature number. i probably shouldn't have started with that, due to the graver tone of this log. a body was discovered in the facility. it was a security guard, shot twice in the stomach.
Escape
Don't get me wrong; i'm not a james bond or something like that. let's say one shouldn't underestimate playing video games, it can save lives too. when i got out, i promised myself i would tell my old teacher, mrs. johnson.
Goldenmane Chapter I - Paperwork
A furry james bond spoof, in short bursts one per week, each chapter intended to be about a thousand words to keep me fresh. agent colt, stud colt, once ace agent on her majesty's secret service, now stuck in an mi6 he no longer recognises.
Teacher's Lover
Asked drake raising an eyebrow, "okay, james bond, what're you really up to? that guy seemed to be onto you like a leech for some reason. and if you won't tell me, then i'll just find out for myself."
Identity: Chapter Fifty-Four
"i'm afraid that won't happen, jj" ned said, as coolly as james bond. "because in order to succeed at anything, you have to be holding all the cards. and there's one thing you do not know." he took a step towards the fox.
The masks we wear, part four
"that was some real james bond shit dude. definitely one for the highlights reel. come on guys, we're done."
The School Trip Trap.
“it’s a james bond reference, rap. 007? shaken not stirred?” “why’s he want his milkshake shook up?” the aardvark shrugged, “i don’t bleeding know. he’s a spy in a suit, he does what he wants.”
Candlelight
He was used to seeing the husky in gym shorts and a t-shirt, not looking like james bond. he stood there, mouth hanging open as he looked up and down over his stunningly-attired mate.