Shalastra's Light Part 1
"i might be, if this was a claw size measuring contest, but as scholars are well aware of, not all fights are won with teeth and claws." her warm pads fell upon the top of his paw, gently directing it back to the ground. "they're..."
A Beast Learns To Live - Chapter 8
Like dick measuring contests. i don't think you'd stretch the truth like they do after a few pints." "dick...measuring?" "yeah. like i said, it's when someone stretches the truth to make their accomplishment sound bigger than it really was."
Ander - Chapter 6, Subchapter 33
_i do not have the time for all these juvenile measuring contests..._ dorin thought with a sigh. "hey! thoka! that's enough. let him go."
Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 33
_i do not have the time for all these juvenile measuring contests..._ dorin thought with a sigh. "hey! thoka! that's enough. let him go."
Every Last Inch
He didn't give two shits about some dick measuring contest. chaud slowly began to slide his shorts down. as the waistband dropped lower and lower inch after lengthy inch of his cock steadily came into view.
What is a Man?
"most dudes can't lift without making it a dick measuring contest." by some miracle, this information didn't make raich panic that he wasn't being masculine enough. "thanks," he said. "i like you, too." his cheeks flushed.
Just Bros Being Dudes [PTRN]
Mordecai never had us do dick-measuring contests to settle stuff for that reason." don could only chuckle at the older procyon's excitement.
The First File
Before she knew it, jenny had become a one-woman orgy, broadcasting her sheer pleasure across the hallway of rooms, beating anyone in this metaphorical dick-measuring contest, including the music and dj as her pleasure became more audible than anything else
Panic buys a new necklace (FloofNinja commission)
He wasn't the second-biggest there, or the third, because caleb, theo, and a roan named phil medaled in the dick-measuring contest easily.
The Real Folk Blues: High School Days *part 2*
"well while you two are having a dick measuring contest, i will getting tamara's number." ronald, an arrogant golden lab said while running a comb through his beautiful golden head fur.
Carnal Combat II, Part V - Ripples by the Drop
We don't need dick-measuring contests in the hallways, eh?" daichi smirked at the other fox, who in turn winked and brushed his white-tipped bangs back.
Cohabitation - September
"if there's anything i want to hear less than a beer-dick-measuring contest, i don't know what it is," drawled xander with an eye roll. he reached down and popped open a bottle, then walked over and handed it to lyle. "try this one out.