The Raccoons: A Sordid Affair
#1 of the raccoons ralph raccoon was worried about his health. no, he wasn't dying, or even sick, but the way he was feeling he almost wished he was dying.
Rocket Raccoon Comforted
David looked at rocket; the raccoon looked back at his friend as the human shook his head and rocket growled. "quill!" the raccoon bellowed, startling the celestial-human hybrid awake. "wake the flarkin' hell up, you dolt!
A raccoon at the beach, part 2
Anyone who did see in would recognize beachcomber and probably assume the smaller shape next to him was his cheetah girlfriend instead of the raccoon digesting her.
A raccoon at the beach, part 1
"it'll be a learning experience," the raccoon muttered as he sent the money. "it'll teach me not to fall for obvious scams." two hours later he picked up his ranger walkie-talkie and called smokey. "jesus," smokey said when rick showed him.
Don't give a raccoon a potion
I walked into the new store. It was mine now. I had finally finished purchasing an alchemy store. The purchase included everything inside, i had some starter potions, recipes and cooking supplies. I walked into the store,...
Downtime [A Rocket Raccoon FanFiction]
the raccoon broke the hug and threw his hands to his head. "fuck! the guardians!" "what the guardians?"
The Fox & The Raccoon, Part 2
the raccoon took a drink as she mused over what the fox had just said. "...everyone feels like that sometimes, it's natural." she reasoned. the vixen looked over at the raccoon.
The Fox & The Raccoon, Part 1
#1 of the fox & the raccoon i enjoy writing for carmen and natani- they're just such fun and complex characters.
Raccoon City Stories II
Thanks for the coffee, and the hotel. I guess this thing really matters to you. So where was I? I know what I said, that that was my first zombie, and to me, it was. No doubt about it, there were zombies in the hospital, but to us, it didn't...
Raccoon City Stories III
Thanks for waiting for me to get out. It's hard, y'know. I suppose you heard, but I can't explain it. When we were at the diner, and those two men came crashing through the window.. The sound of glass breaking, the two guys wrestling eachother. When...
Vore-For-All: Rin The Raccoon
That even the raccoon could hear a morbid pleasure in.
A Raccoon's Experience with Mind Control
So the raccoon started telling his mate what had happened.