The Big Bang Theory

"guh...girl doll cooties..." "come on, jon, "the disgustingly cheerfully girlfriend wolf went on in that same sweet tone, "you've kissed girls before..." the otter chuckled and smirked and winked and wagged his tail and elbowed the wolf girl.

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Chapter 5

You don't even know about cooties!" "zalia!" keeno wailed, breaking sion from his thoughts. "cut it out! i don't want cooties!" sion glanced over and smiled: zalia was bouncing circles around keeno as he walked.

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My Other Sister's Keeper Chapter 1

To hell with cooties! tk daydreamed about how striking kari was, the sister of his brother yamato's best friend and rival.

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Stacy: The New Dog on the Block

"and i promise i don't have any cooties on me - scout's honor." brian chuckled, and then began to take a bite at the drumstick. for some reason he felt that he could trust the black and white dog; and since he paid fifty bucks for it, why not?

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Addiction - Chapter One: Breakdown

I looked at the mouthpiece and decided to rub it clean of dustin's "cooties" with my t-shirt before drinking. "you make it through?" i asked, swallowing the still somewhat cool water.

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Sonic and the Deliberate Mary Sue 1

Girls has cooties! he looked at her for a second. yeah actually, he thought. she's okay. for a girl. xxx antoine squinted into the darkness, the better to see the strange fireworks. starla mirage brighteyes was gone. that was a good thing, he thought.

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Perry The Platypus & Dennis The Rabbit

cootie patootie, you came ba- wait, how did you ring the doorbell...? oh who cares, you came home to momma! oh that's so sweet! did you miss me? did you miss me boy?!" perry was wide eyed. cootie patootie- er, dennis... he was back..

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Self-taught

The other boys were still on about cooties or whatever, and wouldn't even get near a girl. i didn't act the same way, and as a result, they made fun of me. a lot. i looked over at sarah, whose attention was focused ahead.

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Bobby

He didn't know if you could catch cooties from boys kissing, and if his brothers were doing it, it was probably safe, but he wasn't sure he wanted to risk it.

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Links Chapter 3 ... Clean

They had all sorts of fun, making fun on girls with cooties and arguing about who had the longest tail. slowly the arguments shifted from who had the longest tail to who had the prettiest eyes, who had the best smell, who was the best kisser.

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