The Difference Between Drunk and Toddler
It reminded me of when i was a cub and my mother would do that to keep me from stealing cookies or something dumb. my face flushed and i whimpered, "i-i'm not a cub." "you keep saying that, but who are you trying to convince.
Dilemma v2 - Chapter One
I know i risk just having another nightmare without him here, but it's better than risking doing something dumb while he's here. i don't want to deal with what would happen if i let him sleep next to me...
Hypnovember - Day 15: Free slot
Well, tiggo was well known for his natural skill to ruin beautiful moments with either a joke or something dumb. he never expected his own body to betray him like that. but he would complain about the perfect timing later.
Infinite Experiences: Reality
"i put on something dumb," tim said as he joined the other males, grabbing the remaining slices for himself. "good," john and jared said simultaneously, the younger fox chuckling softly.
The Lion's Kiss
I bet it was something dumb like eating some kind of dish while looking at a hot girl **• markusk - 22 days ago** @treduxen, do you mean, like, frenching a lion?
Ladder Racing, spring 2019 (Chapter 4)
I'm just glad you found out before you went and did something dumb." pip chuckles to himself, but i can't join in his laugh.
Hometown: No Jokin', No Foolin'?!
I think his profile was something dumb like 'hornedupbttm4hngson'. i had very low standards. it was college. i mentally start comparing all the men i've been with to jim and find they all fall short.
Beginnings: Chapter One
"i bet you were expecting something dumb for a big dumb jock?" he accused with a grunt and a cheeky wink that let jace know he was kidding. "oh...no...i was just interested. you seem very athletic..." he said, honestly.
Easing the Tension
Darius, unable to tell if the last words were said teasingly and knowing he would say something dumb, decided to save himself from any further embarrassment and walked to the door.
Random Short (and dirty) Story!
I don't want him calling your mom or something dumb like that." "i'm 19 years old, there's not much my mom can do to me anyways." "except for kick you out." will replied. ica thought about this for a second. "this is true. oh well. i doubt she would.
What A Twist!
Probably just something dumb like showing him a signed copy of one of his football jerseys. he rounded the corner and slid into the room, noticing how clean it was... the window was open just a smidge to let in some air keep things warm.
Another Red Riding Hood Parody
Hello, people of the internet. here is another prompt story i did, because it has been so long since i did one and this one manage to get me to write something down. the actual idea of the story is something dumb i thought up because i have an odd sense of