"I'm keeping you" a commission for @TXBexar
Get us something better than the piss water you serve to the yokels." the white bear chuckled, and in his deep voice he said, "coming right up, buck."
Meet the Filtons (2021)
"i go to class with a bunch of yokels, and it's kind of sad." "yeah~" cyrus agreed. "it's like people don't want to learn, and it's a shame." the young wolf shook his head as he stepped over to get in the stream of water.
The Dogs: And It Came To Pass In Those Days
He and his boyhood friend from quinwood, ralph pomeroy, were shipped off during the korean conflict, where they stuck together because their fellows mocked their thick accents and yokel way - slights that he, gus, never forgot or forgave.
Scooby and the hole in the wall gang (bang) with illustration
The other yokels nodded in solemn agreement. the obvious low iq of mister hunk did nothing to diminish his appeal to daphne. she wasn't looking for an intellectual discussion, but hot sex.
The Milking Farm Chapter 1: Checking In
The other was a panther, looking back and forth like a yokel just reaching a city. _looks like a new guy,_ logan thought. the guards and scientists walked towards them, stopping about ten feet away.
All Hallow's Eve: Kyle's Ascension
He fell to the back of the group of yokels, watching the backs of gothically dressed teens, older, bulkier adults with cameras and enough gizmo to make a sharper image clerk feel faint strung around their thick necks and the occasional daunting individual
Chapter the First: Wheels
"now, now" brodry said quietly, "there's no need to get your yokel god involved in this, 'tis a matter betwixt mortals." couric leered down at the boy, leaning forward to add gravity to his expression. "yeah" he said, "i don't appreciate being cursed.
Aren't We Lovely Ch. 1 (Pony Tf, Tg)
Looking like a slack jawed yokel didn't have much appeal. "oh," she picked up your hesitation, but let it slide. "freshly brewed." a cup levitated to her mouth and you heard the smallest sound of her taking a sip. you took a whiff of your own tea.
Mouse Your House: Yuletide Edition
"you _know_ i avoid yokel drinks." winifred, wandering in randomly, surveys the changes they've been making. "looks great so far!" the mare instantly sidles up to edina. "so, what's lonny's deal?"
A Hunting We Will Go!, Chapter 1
He couldn't really blame the local yokels, the sudden appearance of a well armed and armored man in their midst was bound to attract attention, especially since he was a stranger.
Escaping the Storm: Part 9
"see, i am not just some dumb yokel, hating polcians for no reason other than just because." "i never meant to say you were, but..." erik opened his mouth to defend himself, but stopped himself short. "the fact is... i may have overreacted a little."
Deserts and Desserts
Hope you don't mind us poor yokels taking some credit for a change, eh?" "not at all, bill, the skies are yours. you got those coordinates for me?"