The Treasure of the Shark

"i don't think its called claim jumping at sea, she said, and yeah, the local yokels are a bunch of dillweeds." "what the hell is a dillweed anyway?" i asked. "hell if i know, i learned it from you!" she said. "oh yeah, right."

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Meet the Filtons (2021)

"i go to class with a bunch of yokels, and it's kind of sad." "yeah~" cyrus agreed. "it's like people don't want to learn, and it's a shame." the young wolf shook his head as he stepped over to get in the stream of water.

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Mouse Your House: Yuletide Edition

"you _know_ i avoid yokel drinks." winifred, wandering in randomly, surveys the changes they've been making. "looks great so far!" the mare instantly sidles up to edina. "so, what's lonny's deal?"

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The Milking Farm Chapter 1: Checking In

The other was a panther, looking back and forth like a yokel just reaching a city. _looks like a new guy,_ logan thought. the guards and scientists walked towards them, stopping about ten feet away.

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Chapter the First: Wheels

"now, now" brodry said quietly, "there's no need to get your yokel god involved in this, 'tis a matter betwixt mortals." couric leered down at the boy, leaning forward to add gravity to his expression. "yeah" he said, "i don't appreciate being cursed.

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Aren't We Lovely Ch. 1 (Pony Tf, Tg)

Looking like a slack jawed yokel didn't have much appeal. "oh," she picked up your hesitation, but let it slide. "freshly brewed." a cup levitated to her mouth and you heard the smallest sound of her taking a sip. you took a whiff of your own tea.

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All Hallow's Eve: Kyle's Ascension

He fell to the back of the group of yokels, watching the backs of gothically dressed teens, older, bulkier adults with cameras and enough gizmo to make a sharper image clerk feel faint strung around their thick necks and the occasional daunting individual

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Scooby and the hole in the wall gang (bang) with illustration

The other yokels nodded in solemn agreement. the obvious low iq of mister hunk did nothing to diminish his appeal to daphne.  she wasn't looking for an intellectual discussion, but hot sex.

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The Dogs: And It Came To Pass In Those Days

He and his boyhood friend from quinwood, ralph pomeroy, were shipped off during the korean conflict, where they stuck together because their fellows mocked their thick accents and yokel way - slights that he, gus, never forgot or forgave.

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A Hunting We Will Go!, Chapter 1

He couldn't really blame the local yokels, the sudden appearance of a well armed and armored man in their midst was bound to attract attention, especially since he was a stranger.

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'Fair' Judgement

Carmen stood there, eyes wet with tears, bearing the indignity of being dumped in such a podunk setting, surrounded by small town yokels who were doing their best to try and act like they just hadn't been the unwilling witnesses to the fiasco.

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Sacrilege!

The local yokel commandant seemed impressed by our "credentials" and all our fancy camera gear. and when we posed with him for some photos "for our album" he smiled like a cheshire cat. he really was a nice little guy.

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