Deck the Howls
He passed his mother, standing just outside the kitchen with a sheaf of limericks in her paw. "oh, jeff, listen to this one," she said, but he pushed past her. "what's the matter?" she cried after him.
The Cohen Icosahedron, Ch 25
Vetlyk let out a cawing chuckle, actually singing out what sounded almost like a childish limerick in the viddin language, making fun of haklys.
Academic Probation
### Academic Probation The Prof was a lecturing rat, The wolf was a trust-funded brat, An upcoming star, In the league he'd go far, But off of the field, he fell flat, A student imprudent with nerve, The rat often dreamed he deserved, Some...
Err, that wasn't supposed to happen either Pt2
It was as this conversation went on idly, that i had a great idea for a limerick, and i reached over my shoulder for my ever present back pack. it wasn't there. with confusion, i grabbed at where it should be, but still i couldn't feel it.
Bartleby the badger for AD&D 3.5 (updated)
He is an avid reader of smutty romances, mostly ones involving interspecies sex, and is fond of limericks, the dirtier the better. bartleby was originally a rent-a-mount owned by an exotic mount vendor.
BXBI - 1
It's goddamned solid and up there with folks like limerick. i hope this isn't the last time i stumble into your bimbo writing! -fenoxo thanks to everyone who read it while it was in progress!
The Highlands: Stable Encounter
"for this is the poetry of the heart, though i must confess, with me it can often be dirty limericks." the hound pup laughed at that even as it held a nervous edge and her gaze swept over the stall.
Tauren Tale, Chapter 16
You made up a limerick just for me!" she grinned and shrugged. her ears drooped in a tauren blush. "i did... even if it doesn't rhyme all that well." she added, "but don't expect another! it took me days just to come up with that one." the end.
The Pointless Adventures of Baphor Meht and a Slut.
It was a long-ass train ride, and i had finished my comic book pretty quickly, which meant i had, like, three hours of nothing to do but sit there and compose dirty limericks in my head until i made one lewd enough to arouse me, which then got me dejected
The Toys' Toy
._ _-a_ "a fucking limerick?" steven muttered out loud, more confused than before he had read the note. whatever this was about, or whoever sent it, knew where he was going for his vacation, at least.
29. The Minstrel's Misery
A limerick doesn't have to." "sure it does if it fits." she said. "why is it you're singing anyway?" "i'm a minstrel, my dear. it's what i do." he said.
Skipping School
Here's a story of my high school days Right around the time of my emo phase I had myself a girl Who'd put me in a swirl She could really spin me, I give her praise The issue with the cliques was a bit odd Me being an emo fox, she being a...