Dungeons and Dickings: Fellowship Chapter 1 and 2
"the likes of your people...you heroes can eat shit and die." chapter 2: "so the gnoll chieftan was right? you've been acting as the staging ground for this quest!?"
My Filthy Farmgirl Friend
Mary and i joked about how much these veggies loved eating shit, which neither of us could disagree with.
Give Me Your Fucking Shit!
"not everyone who has bad breath eats shit. i just don't feel like brushing. i do drink my own urine sometimes though." "it's like beer, but salty and you don't get intoxicated afterwards."
How Sandy Met Robbie - Part 8
"eat shit, ricky," said robbie with a scowl. "robbie," said richard, glowering at his young boy. "what?" said the offended raccoon. "if sandy can say shit and not get punished, why can't i say shit? it's just a word.
The Real Deal ( a poem or song whatever you want to call it)
31 one yrs and four scores a ago the secrets of the universe was born to be an unknown here as i lie in a world full of shame in a crowd of the cowards that always cast blame, just to arise to tell you to eat shit i am not mediocre chickenhead with
Into The Wildlands: Chapter XIX - Darkhill
“eat shit, furball. that's **lord** darkhill. i'd sooner drop this and fix it myself.” darkhill sneered at terry. erik had to get involved. “whoa, whoa now. keep it civil, guys.”
Tony da Lion: ~Back to School
I say, she can eat shit and die. luke and i take a seat in the back row of desks on the side of the room closest to the door. ms. lariat gives us a friendly 'hi' as we enter. i say nothing, luke nods his head in recognition. a few moments later ms.
Precious and the Pussycat (Part One.)
(rick had a rottweiler which did nothing but sleep, eat, shit, repeat.) precious squinted his eyes at rick, who was pulling away in his car, taylor staring at tyler and precious with envy and concern.
Pitch Episode 18: To Catch a Heart
"you can eat shit and die rabbit," he said. my spell wore off and suddenly i could feel my body was cold. blood was soaking through my shirt and my legs were about to give out from under me.
Rabbit Heart Pt. 1 - Ch. 9
"eat shit, loser," rika snarled. i blinked at her. i'd never heard her talk so violently.
The Heir: Father
“eat shit, brother!” primath flipped off his brother from the safety of the black-tinted windows. sighing, primath leaned back in his seat and stretched his legs out.
Wolf cub Ch.1: Taming Alex
Right there, right there was a fucking tiger happily eating shit out of the wolf's hole, the wolf looking into the camera with his emerald green eyes.