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Happy Birthday?

"you're such a derp!" "oh yeah? if i'm the derp, why don't you get up?" i couldn't, he was sitting on my stomach and he held my arms way above my head.

Bondage, Dog, Eiffel tower, Food, Gay, Horse, Humiliation, M/M/, Raccoon, Tickling, Worf, urination

The Sexorcist

derp. * * * "man, i don't like this," owen said as i shook off the top of the ouija board box. i rolled my eyes and reached inside for the cheap plastic planchette and held it in front of his face. "you really think this is going to do anything?

Anal, Bareback, Biting, Blowjob, Cuffs, Cum, Doggystyle, Gay, Handcuffs, Horse, M/M, Masturbation, Mild NC, Oral, Panther, Rough Sex, Spanking

Furry Fan Interviews #13: FIESTA interviews ITCHY from ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN

Aniro: dogs, stupid, derp. silver: and that's why i never ate pixi stix again. did you know that my folks' house used to be made out of cabbage? kataze: attention furries! (everyone else stops talking.)

All Dogs go to Heaven, Canine, Coyote, Dog, Fox, Husky, Skunk, alpha and omega, interview

Just One Look

This story was written for day #32 of kinktober 2017, a bonus day because i derped and took on too many ideas! :d today's theme is feral/anthro, and the story was written for kemper. this story contains m/f sex between consenting adults.

Cat, Clit, Cock, Cum, Equine, Farm, Feline, Female, Female Ejaculation, Feral, Fingering, Horse, Humping, Hybrid, Knot, M/F, Male, Mare, Non-Anthro, Orgasm, Pussy, Quadruped, Rough, Size Difference, Squirting, Wet

Learning to Love the Void

Aubrey: so you mean it was a scarring experience, or it was scary --\> scary, derp. thanks, spellcheck. never there when you need me, always there when i donut.

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Zion: Light of the New Moon, Ch 3.3 Myrh

Zion - light of the new moon chapter 3.3 myrh the herp derp _the contributing readers have all decided: this post will include a short focus on each of the pairings and give a little insight into all of the discussions._ shouts of warning

Fantasy, Magic, Zion, reader-driven

Zion: Light of the New Moon, Ch 3.2 Myrh

Zion - light of the new moon chapter 3.2 myrh the herp derp _the contributing readers have all decided: this post will include a short focus on each of the pairings and give a little insight into all of the discussions._ "argh!"

Fantasy, M/M, Magic, Zion, reader-driven

An Odd Holiday Story

"and now they are here, behave yourself tungsten" he said pointing his finger to the derped out wolf as he sat up from the couch and walked to the door. "who is it" kiev asked in a stern tone, obviously playing around with his friends.

Athyrian, Axel, Christmas, Dragon, Food, German Shepherd, Holiday, Husky, Isaak, Kiev, Kodi, Kurchatov, Otter, Radioactive, Random, Snow, Story, Tungsten, Winter, Wolf, cold, dinner, frost, manny, nuclear, roast, seasons, shepsky

#10!! SILVER interviews MR PEANUTBUTTER from BOJACK HORSEMAN

(Kataze struts into the prep room, wearing a top hat with a big "10" on it made with white paint.) SILVER: Hey, Kataze, what's with the hat? NITRO: Yeah, you don't usually wear hats like this. TOMMYFOX: Hehe. He looks like a penguin. SOMBRA: This...

Aniro, Balto, Bojack Horseman, Coyote, Dragon, Even, Five nights at freddy's, Fox, Foxy, Freddy fazbear, Husky, Ice bucket challenge, Pirate, Sasha la fleur, Silver, Tommyfox, Wolf, derp, interview, nitro, steele, ten

Locker Room Quickie

Such a derp 'bou. "you sore there, hm?" aaron swallowed, heart beating in a tiny flutter of nerves, though he did not alter his movements in the, carefully practiced at keeping his expression smooth and balanced.

Amethyst Mare, Anters, Arian Mabe, Bear, Blowjob, Caribou, Cervine, Changing rooms, Cock, Collaboration, Cum, Domination/Submission, Erotic, Fantasy, Gay, Gay Relationships, Groping, Hoof, Hooves, Ice rink, Implied threesome, Learning to love, Licking, Light dom, Locker Room, Locker rooms, Love, M/M, Muscle, Muscles, Nudity, Partial Strip, Paws, Polar Bear, Public, Rimjob, Rimming, Risk, Romance, Rue, Rue vanner, Ruevanner, Secret Love, Sharing cum, Snowballing, Tapered cock, Teasing, admiration, adoration, antler, changing room, clothing, collab, feel good, ice hockey, in the closet, life, light domination, power play, pre cum, slice of life, sucking, ursine

How to Treat your Dragon (Vore Story)

Home, sascha the skink is hiding in his enclosure; arnold and palmer the catfish are both doing their things in their tank (arnold is idly slurping algae from the wall, while palmer entertains herself floating upside-down); and axl the axolotl is being a derp

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Love Me As Though There Were No Tomorrow (Chapter 3)

I don't have one" \>derp, you mentally facepalm from the oversight on your part \>nearly everyone had a gun so it was second nature to assume she had one, even when she clearly didn't \>"alright, i'll let you use the ratslayer, and i'll use my campaign

Anthro, Fallout, Greentext, Human, M/F, M/f human, Nightstalker, comfy