worf get some cannon fa... i mean security down
there and find out what happened.
worf: yes sir.
picard: worf this time try to take them alive.
scene: transporter room
pikachu: how the fuck do we get back to pallet.
Pokemon, Random characters, randomness
Parody is the liquor that i pour into my veins to dull the pain of knowing this expansion will make millions irrelevant of the quality of its story, and regardless of how many beloved lore characters it worfs in poorly justified ways.
Corruption, DolphinSanity, Dragon aspect, Dragons, Feral, Humor, Insanity, Mating, Mind Control, Parody, Rough, Rough Sex, Rule 34, Vaginal, Whispers, World of Warcraft, Wow, Ysera, deathwing, legion, voices
The coast was clear. I hurried out of my car with my arms around a large paper bag and dashed across the neatly trimmed yard. Just before I got to the door a big furry object popped up out of nowhere.
"Happpppy Birthday!"
"Agh!" I fell on my butt...
Bondage, Dog, Eiffel tower, Food, Gay, Horse, Humiliation, M/M/, Raccoon, Tickling, Worf, urination
This is my second in command, commander rieker, lieutenant commander data, lieutenant commander laforge, doctor crusher, lieutenant worfe, my head of security, and lieutenant commander dianna troy, our ships counselor. and you are?"
Bajoran, Husky, M/M, Star Trek, Vixen
The only snag the pair hit was the night of dax's party before her wedding to worf. nog went right from his shift to the party while jake who had been working on a story had arrived late to see nog dancing with a pretty woman and even grabbing her ass.
Alien, Anal, Circle Jerk, Domination/Submission, Food Play, Human, M/M, Masturbation, Oral, Sci-Fi, Star Trek
worf, where my meat? you have my fitty pound o' dog rike i asked?
aw- i did yah one better. we didn't get you any el cheapo dog meat...
lee- what?!? i ask fol dog specificry! that's how my guys make our cantonese styre chow mein!
Dog, Food, PETA, Wolf, bacon, epic meal time
I like worf and the klingons. they seem so, ork like."
"you hoping to be in starfleet?" i asked. "the ute nation doesn't have a space program."
"nay," mike said. "i'm going to work for the salt lake city police."
Dinosaur, Highschool, Human, M/F, No-Yiff, Romance, Shadowrun, Soccer, Teenagers, allosaurus, changeling, sports
worf, der große regent der klingonisch-cardassianischen allianz, war tot. und das imperium, vormals zurückgedrängt auf winzige widerstandsnester, feierte seine glorreiche reinkarnation.
Abuse, Alien, Anal, BDSM, F/F, Fanfiction, German Language, Human, M/F, Oral, Pain, Star Trek, Torture, Toys, Vaginal
No one gave a man in a wolf suit a second glance tonight, not with ten year olds running around dressed as cops, cowboys, wonder woman and even a worf. there were so many scents that the werewolf didn't know where to go, what to do.
Anal, Domination/Submission, HalloweenContest2011, Humiliation, M/M, M/M/M, Oral, Size Difference, Transformation, Werewolf, werebear