Father and Son Stress Relief
Then they meet a gay masseur who niko has never, ever met and faggoty shit happens. <:3c quote: [4:17:01 pm] desmond: ...huh [4:17:07 pm] desmond: a masseuse is only female [4:17:15 pm] desmond: i thought it was a unisex term x3 [4:18:25 pm] desmond: apparently
Chapter 12
Anyways, the fight ensues, some shit happens, and the group is really starting to sound more like a harem.
Orientation Day Chapter 1
shit happens, i can be a bit on the crude side but if you ever need anything just gimme a holler, i'm room one seventy five." the door opened to the second floor as the green haired girl walked out. "thank you." darci responding.
A Fox Behind Bars part 6
"shit happens," vince declared with his arms spread wide, and a hint of hysterics in his louder than necessary voice. "nothing we can do about it." his manic grin morphed to a snarl as he zeroed in on me. "_regal_, no more freebies.
Getting Her Sister to Say What She Wants Pt. 1
So much... bad shit happened to me cause i just didn't know things, and i don't want you to even experience a hint of the pain i have." iris smiled softly and leaned into the scritching a little. "thanks sis." "it's what i'm here for, iris.
A Fox Behind Bars part 25
I know you've got that weird shit happening," dimitri said to jake, "so if you want to just chill in your cell, that's fine. pet?" "i'll be with you." obviously, but i loved it when he let me make a choice, even if it wasn't much of one.
Chapter 57: Rocket Science
.** ** ** **so, more delays, but shit happens, i guess.** ** ** **so, why reintroduce sparky? initially, i wrote it without her.
Devolvers - The Excuse | Chapter 4
Maybe this shit happens just to keep things interesting. i guess life would be pretty lame if it were super easy. how do you know the meaning of bliss if you don't know pain?" mikey let out a soft snort.
Chapter 9
Some creepy shit happens and craig's two mates do a little...bonding. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "so you ended up landing in the middle of a wood?"
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 27)
Your wrist \>you squeak in pain as his his coarse fingers ring your wrists, pressing marks into your flesh \>as long as he gets out his anger safely with you, it’s for the best \>”-all you do is stutter, and cower, and hide, and wimp out, and let shit happen
Where There's a Will...
 "because...i just wanted to get to my stepmother's funeral and i was short on time anyway, and then this shit happens and i'm sitting on my ass in the middle of the night with something that shouldn't be talking!
Beasts, Arc II: Later Gator (Part 1)
"now try to say all that again and actually _picture_ that shit happening right in front of your face. you make it seem like that's all leisure activities."