Nine Lives - Chapter Nine (the Crownedclown13 Roundabout Project)

"i've boinked a lot of women, and that didn't make me straight." the tiger climbed off the med bed and started taking off his clothing, not caring that both cory and his sister were standing in front of him.

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Kobold Kaos - Completion

"i would have preferred it go 'boink' perhaps." as the accumulated draconids watched, the wobbling surface suddenly depressed down, as if being vaccuformed over an unseen object underneath the stone.

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Magical Mayhem Sorcerous Familiar Chapter four: My familiar ate my homework?!

"you mean avalon is kept aloft by a bunch of mages boinking each other? cool!" "avalon is _not_ being kept aloft by." "its a clean _and_ renewable source of energy. koji could probably keep the island afloat all by himself." "enough!"

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Clueless Season 2: The Ultimate Breakdown (of Ultimate Destiny) (Homecoming Out Part 6)

_ _i wasted penis knows how many times to boink scott to my own pointless insecurities!!_ _that part over the summer where he was talking about trying something 'new and taboo'? he totally wanted to fuck me! how did i not pick up on that?!

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Counter Earth Chronicles Chapter 107: We Don’t Belong Here (What We Need Now Part Three)

He really did boink her.) "and then the warden's glamor statue?" i asked the crazy canine. "so when are you going to make me feel that good?" the spotted mountain dog asked me point blank. "um, i thought you only liked to give and not receive."

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Corporate Invitations to the Kitsune 3

No boinking on the clock." "oh, come on!" luciana rolled her eyes. "that's ridiculous. everyone goes for that."

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A Scare in the Forest

Those were important things to think about, but all stella could focus on was the fact that she had demon-boinked her good friend. patros was an older man, a friend but not a myuman like stella.

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Housepets: Want to Mate Everybody - Illustrated

“boink boink," tarot whispered, poking his ballsack. “tarot," peanut said through his teeth. “i like how you drew me." she brushed her fingers down the front of his sack, wedging underneath.

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MECHA GO BOOOM! - Chapter 1

The two collided into one another with a loud -boink- "ouch! you stupid vappy fuzzball! watch where your going, oh . . . hmmm you're...." the girl reached out grabbing the white vaporeon by the hind leg, lifting him up.

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Flight to Frisco

I'm about as interested in boinking as i am in 1930's romanian poetry. trying to put yourself in me is going to be a struggle at best." "i can fix that easy enough. i think."

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Put Another Bun in the Oven

Was i boinking an indian chick?" cody paused his laughter, pulling his face into a tight seriousness. "dominic, let's be nice here. the politically correct term would be boinking a native american."

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Nocturne Promenade Episode 4: Dashing Draags

boinking idiots!" jikan stepped over to where ahkin was and whispered, "so, what do you think we should do? we stay here and they're gonna kick our ass.

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