As Seen On TV!

I has seen many infomercials, and thought that some of the items were at least somewhat useful looking, but most were just junk.

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The Loraine Files - Washington State #2

Picking up the clicker once more, i dutifully turned the tv back on and resumed the scan of several blocked channels, a slew of infomercials, soap operas, and the same news that's been repeating since 7 am.

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Adipose City: The Good Doctor

Deborah remained as relatively passive as before, seemingly more engrossed in the lengthy infomercial currently left on then the fact that she nearly doubled in girth in the space of an hour.

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Dead Cell Chapter 5: The Test, The Betrayal, The Victory...The End?

By then you will have lost interest in this poor writers story, and spend your time buying junk from late night infomercials, and letting your local priest fuck you in the ass. this is disclaimer, and we are here to be annoying."

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Redfox

They made a few jokes about political candidates, got hung up on an infomercial for the shake weight for an abnormally long time... but nothing seemed to hold their attention. it was one drawback to being drunk, but they made do.

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Chapter 26- A Well-Deserved Break

Like an enthused infomercial spokesman, i gave my aunt the good ol' "but wait, there's more!" i jumped ahead and showed her a picture of tara licking and sniffing my nuts while precum ran down my cock and through her hair.

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I'm Smiling, Why Aren't You?

"what am i, an infomercial?" "_who?"_ he rubbed his temples. "what? miss sunshine and the screeching taco?" you shook your head. "pentious. cherri. people know them." you glance back to the casino noise. "and i want that."

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"Family Tails" - Chapter 1

Between the mindless infomercials and shopping channels, she stopped on a 24-hour news channel while she gave her fur another brushing.

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Mind Over Matter: Buyer

She remembered hearing about it on one of those infomercials on late night tv. sure of herself, she submitted her answer without hesitation, sneering at garth as she slithered by.

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[Commission] In the Heat of the Night

A number of empty beer cans lay on the floor next to her sibling, his tattooed left arm dangling down towards them, and the tv was still on, though unless he'd been watching infomercials for some kind of exercise program, whatever had caught his attention

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Alphys' Bad School Day (PART 2)

Mettaton laughed as his sponsors passed out an incredibly outdated infomercial product (slap chop) to his audience. "let's make mettaton pokémon go to jail!

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The Hitchhiker

He flipped through channels for several minutes but it seemed nothing much was on this time of night except for infomercials.

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