The Ol' College Try
He'd played dorm-mate roulette, and did he ever lose; he'd managed to land not one, not two, but three douche bags who were loud, obnoxious, insulting, and borderline abuse to the timid, fat, friendless fox.
Finding Jack- (REVISION! ADDED CONTENT!)
That's all these douche bags ever wanted. a fuck. not me. "dude, it doesn't have to be this way. i have to go over to my church and help set some tables or my parents are going to kill me, but i could swing by later...?"
Commission: Heads of Cerberus Chapter 3
What kind of bastard douche bag lies to someone about pizza. there is just no shame left in this world..." the sound of her voice mimicked his disappointment, still following behind while he turned back to her with a look of be-wonderment in his eyes.
Line-Out
I'd figured some of his team must've been the macho douche bag type to give him shit for being gay, otherwise he wouldn't be so nervous about what we do.
The Sanctuary, chapter 2
You tell her that you learn to get over yourself, and understand that while there's a lot of douche bags in the world, if you don't learn to trust, you'll never find the ones who aren't. "he's not wrong, kaylie."
Life in Black and White
If this were like things had been back in high school, she would have walked up and told them to stop being douche-bags, but as it was, she just pushed herself harder and harder, muscles straining under her skin as her ponytail became mussed and frizzled.
Aimless Fate: Chapter 1
"here it is, douche bag. now, stop whining." mike said, handing his friend the controller. "what are we playing first?"
The Tryouts
The thing that was a problem was the douche bag of a section leader that year that i didn't want to put up with." andy switched his glare from the wolf to jeff. the wolf laughed, his cronies and jeff copying. "ha-ha riiiight.
Iron Dragon Chapters 145-146
"that is because he is a douche bag." tabbatha huffed as she sat down at the table. they all looked at the little mouse in astonishment. "what?" "that is the first time i have ever heard you say something like that." jade said and smiled.
Meridian Prime: Chapter 7
I don't want to press my luck by being a douche bag. "well, nate. welcome to my home. i'm afraid that the help here is a little rough around the edges, but you will have to excuse that fact. they aren't used to showing hospitality."
C.A.T.: Initiation Chapter Four
The douche bag finished up, and i let him dry off and leave before shutting the water off and grabbing my towel. i've never been a possessive guy.
The Eon Series: Hindsight (2)
"sack of-, do you mean a douche-bag?" chanda asked. "that's what i said, right? destiny responded. "but, was that a yes or a no?" "it was a yes, already. get over here." chanda snapped. "my, such emotion." the eevee gasped.