Hellhounds: What We Do
"apparently none of you are capable of believing that i really _am_ smart, even if i am a douchebag." smart-ass heard a loud click and smiled once he managed to get the door unlocked. "_now_ we can go in."
The beginning
"quite being a douchebag." startled, francis turned around and look down at the six foot one boy. "mind your own business. me and my friend here have some things to attend to."
Bully the Fox
Weak, quiet, fat and shy - an eighteen year old fox who had been dealing with bullies and various other douchebags for the majority of his life. he'd gotten used to it after a while; it was just one of those things.
A Bound Horse
An asshole, douchebag and all-round unpleasant person. kyte could still hear the names the horse had called him when the fox had been caught having a guy over. "fag", "queer", "cocksucker", as some of the lighter names.
The Rebound - Straight Side
"i am not, i barely stood the douchebag the final three years." she waved away the matter, shaking her head.
Sunny's Initiation
"the douchebag brigade is here!" jewel shisen: he quickly backs down, not wanting to get into a fight on his first day. "a-a-alright..." he says softly as he hastily packs his stuff up, taking the key off the floor and noticing it was for room 404.
GMAD-27
“proposed next steps: see if warwick can be located, see if remains of the crew can be located, shoot goddamn murderous alien douchebag in the face as many times as i can. and then die. end log." that'll do.
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 2
You've wasted all the f\*\*\*\*\*\* hot water, you douchebag!" king yelled at me through the door. "grr..why won't it open? grr...why won't this f\*\*\*\*\*\* door open?!" he screamed furiously, kicking the door down.
Horseplay
If i can show what a douchebag this idiot hotel manager is, maybe some people will see themselves reflected in my performance and think twice about their own behavior." + the three friends continued to chat into the evening.
The Core: Kiss and Make Up
Usually, that defaulted to a cocky douchebag sneer, but this...was that _guilt_ kevin saw? "uh..." connor spoke up, grimacing. "hi, kevin." "we wanted to talk to you about something. uh, if that's alright."
Negotiations (Chap12, book8)
But being a douchebag isn't the way to do that." "how much is in that vault?" conner's eyes narrowed, squinting at the man. "more than you can count." "fine. then i want half." "let me put it this way."
Rules of Engagement. Chpt 2.
“fuckin' douchebags?” togo offered with a shrug. “yeah.” charles chuckled a bit. “the ball an' chain invited them.” togo nodded and placed a hand on charles shoulder. “i know you wouldn't have invited them if you knew they'd be like this.”