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"i don't suppose you would have any poison joke here, would you?" "poison joke? does this look like a weed garden to you?" "no, but i- forget it." the hardware store was up next. "hey, um, do you guys carry any poison joke?" "poison joke?"

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My best friend's dad and the custard cream

Most dad jokes are, but you laugh cause you love them, not the joke. i get that now; sadly my dad will never tell dad jokes. jack gave me a wink and sat down on the bed. his paws stroked my back and flanks.

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Bedroom Conversations

"it was a joke... an inside joke, really." tanner said. "really convenient," paul noted, "and i don't get it." "that's why it was an inside joke." tanner answered.

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Hey Master, Did you know?

He thought it was a joke.

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In Her Time of Need

This is a joke, your joking right?" you snatch the tickets back and tuck them in your pocket with a playful smirk. "if you don't want to see mayhem on her shark tits tour then i could always find someone else."

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No Chance, Ch 11

Are these jokes too?"

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Owe You

That was a joke that you just ended up liking because you're a vain dick." "yeah, you did have a veiny dick," will joked. the joke hung in the air around them heavily. "so... where do we go from here, then?"

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A Tease Too Far

"you're joking right?" i asked, lowering my voice and glancing around the busy food court, hoping nobody overheard.

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Love Is... Chapter 1

Martin knew he still had time, but knew that now it was all the more imperative that he succeeded in his quest to make emma laugh with one of his jokes!

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Questions

Shortly after that i started to sweat, and i passed my comment off as another joke. this time i had to convince them that it was a joke.

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Loyalty, Royalty, & Casus Belli

Heskan sometimes joked that if the human hadn't followed his sorcerous calling, cristo would have walked the path of the bard. cristo would shrug and would say that maybe he still could.

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Raising Asses

:p hope you enjoy it it was a running joke about his family all around town. and not those good jokes that make people go smile nicely and chuckle warmly.

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