The Eon Series: Hindsight (2)

"sack of-, do you mean a douche-bag?" chanda asked. "that's what i said, right? destiny responded. "but, was that a yes or a no?" "it was a yes, already. get over here." chanda snapped. "my, such emotion." the eevee gasped.

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Furry Tales from Liberty City Chapter 2: Seductive Complications

I don't give a f...fuck about that italian douche bag. uncle likes to think he can control me, but he don't know shit!" she said a little too loud. "fuck me this is so much more complicated than it should have been." i literally face pawed.

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Weathered (A2, B1, Chapter 9)

"and he's not real, douche-bag. christ ... it might not be as smart of an idea as you think, because the people after us already know way too much about us. they know you, they know me.

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All Hallow's Eve: Good End to a Bad Day

By that time there was a crowd, they knew security wouldn't be long so motherfucking douche bag smacks me with a trashcan just to knock me back down and the rest of them empty their bean blast drinks all over me before running like pussies..."

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Admission

Eings is just a douche bag. i had to stay late yesterday because i was disruptive in class after he coaxed me into fighting with him. i doubt he told you that, or how i had to write an apology letter.

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Pokemon - Tale Of The Guardian Master - CH 135

"i don't beg for anything, especially from a douche bag like you." chris sneered back, causing more pulses of anger to show on the mans face. "actually, that's a name too good for you...

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Commission: Gunn's Final Fight

Gunn defended himself, already not wanting to deal with such an abrupt douche-bag so early in the day. "look at that, tugg," the rat spoke up, even pointing down at gunn's crotch, "someone's spending a little too much time thinking about his husband."

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Proxy Moron

bag in a costume that is all webbing that covers him from head to toe, a muscle head who apparently is big into professional wrestling from his attire and some exec in a suit and tie with a clipboard.

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Life in Black and White

If this were like things had been back in high school, she would have walked up and told them to stop being douche-bags, but as it was, she just pushed herself harder and harder, muscles straining under her skin as her ponytail became mussed and frizzled.

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Exile: Fearless

"biggest, fuck-off guy you could have ever imagined runs us over, then the douche-bag demands an apology..." what happened next, none of them were expecting to happen.

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Manners

I'm not a total douche bag, or a show off in class, as you say. you think i do well in school to one-up people and feel victorious over everyone? no. i'm just trying to get a good education and go somewhere in life.

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New Memories Ch.1 Mark

Who ever the drunk douche bag was, they yanked on his ear way hard like a parent scolding a child. "fuck! ouch!" but then the paw disappeared. he ignored it and forced his way out of the room.

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