A Moment of Weakness
Constructive criticism is fine but just don't be...well, just don't be a douche about it, because remember, my expertise lies more with homosexual yiff :d.so, please enjoy another "pulled out of my butt, half assed written story" by me.
Kurt: the gang
Said one of the douche bags "what are you the leader of the douche bags?"
High School Love
I didn't really care because they all seemed like your typical douche bag preps. originally from kentucky i have grown up in the country and always had a slight mean streak and anger problems.
The Hungry Samaritan
Anyway, i tracked down the douche canoe that hit you last night. let's just say i taught him a lesson he'll never forget ???? i also a bunch of cash, some of its his. eh, don't worry about it. buy yourself a new car.
Getting Re-Acquainted
She whimpered but held still despite the urge to rock against the douche. "let's get you cleaned out good."
Tell and Show
"one generally doesn't need a douching before cuddling..." i mused, though well aware that he was just teasing me. "maybe i want to play dirty," he said. "cuddle with your thumb up my ass?" i proposed.
The Mystery Of The Pirates Treasure, (Getting Home, And Sex Around The House)
If she douched, she would douche all over her stomach, and on parts of her lower chest. she was already pissing on it, as she hadn't cared in the least. moving her paw around, she realized, the peak of orgasm was soon coming.
Daydreams 05 - Downfall And Roll Over!
Look how nicely it shines while the doctor cleans me out with a nice heavy douche!
Paradise Meadow
douche." the female of the latter pair, a gorgeous white cat, slightly short in stature, remarked. "you two okay?" the gay males, a grey fox and a raccoon, nodded. "fuck, i'm so sick of people like that," the raccoon said.
Lady and The Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure: Understanding
"i don't give a fuck, scamp," said angel, each word accentuated with a pause to emphasize how she felt about her being treated by the now-douche dog. "i really fucking don't.
Finding A Daddy
I go douche out and go to bed. i go thru the next 3 weeks not having heard from will at all, when i message him it goes unanswered, and i see he hasn't logged into his account since the friday we went out and calls just go to voice mail.
Club Le Cat Part 1
"if you hadn't noticed jen this isn't our type of crowd, seriously if i see one more ogling douche bag i might start a fight." jen shook off those strange thoughts she kept having of wanting a saucer of thick cream and a good screw.